Pats Lose -- But Thanks To the Cheerleaders, We ALL Win!

Maxim (like the rest of the free-world) thought the New England Patriots were a lock to win the Superbowl. Because of this, they did a spread with some of the Patriots cheerleaders.

And while they didn't do a good enough job cheering (since we lost and all), they did do a good job removing their clothing for the cameras.

[End chauvinistic editorial section of this post. Now real thoughts:]
I don't think they're all that hot. Sorry but the one with the elbows covering the boobs has a horse face. If I wanted to look at a naked horse, I would have gone to a farm. And I probably could have gotten some fresh-pressed cider there too. Mmmm...

I'm just bitter that we lost. And still a little hung-over.