Brad Pitt didn't bash Tom Cruise

Yesterday, I threw up a link for a story about Brad Pitt talking sh*t about Tom Cruise and bashing his movie Valkyrie (coincidentally after Brad's new flick, Inglorious Basterds, killed it in the box office over the weekend). Brad's usually been a class act in public, so it took some people by surprise. Brad's rep released a statement saying that the reports are "bogus" and that Brad "hasn't even seen Valkyrie."

Too bad. I was hoping for a real-life re-enactment of Fight Club. Because really, how awesome would it be to see Brad knock the hell outta Tom in a no-holds-barred fight?

Sneak peek at Milla Jovovich's wedding...and MORE!!

Milla Jovovich wedding pics! (amygrindhouse)

Jasmine Fiore Playboy pics. (smack)

Twilight is putting out some weird ass novelties. (bedhead)

Miss Universe pics. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert punts a dildo into the audience. (POTP)

Cameron Diaz dating Keanu Reeves? (gabby)

Brad Pitt slams Tom Cruise. (bitten)

Ring of Honor wrestler headed to WWE! (wrestling)

David Beckham talks Tom Cruise

David Beckham and Tom Cruise have been BFF for a few years now, but it's been pretty underwraps exactly how big of an influence (or control) that Tom has over David, until now. A brand new book about the Beckhams that's coming out (The Beckham Experiment) focuses on Tom for an entire chapter. In the chapter, David admits that when he first met Tom, he turned to his wife Victoria and told them that the name "Cruise" was a good one, but they could change the spelling for the name of their first-born (which they did.) David also said that Tom played a huge influence on him signing with the LA Galaxy, introduced him to other A-listers (like Will Smith), and taught him about Scientology.

It's something I respect, because Tom's explained to me and Victoria what it's all about. But he's never turned around and said, 'That is what you should be doing,' because he would never do that. He and Katie have their beliefs ... but me and Victoria have also got our own.

I guess everyone needs a bat sh*t crazy friend, and Tom is that bat sh*t crazy friend for David. Match made in a f*cked up Heaven right there.

Suri Cruise gets dolls instead of a sister

In some awkward ass news, Suri Cruise wants a baby sister. But for some reason, Tom and Katie don't want to give her one. Whenever she asks for a baby sister to play with, Katie loads her in the car and brings her to LA's American Girl Place and buys her a new doll, usually worth around $100 or more.

There's only one explanation -- Chris Klein is really Suri's father because Tom is sterile. Or maybe he just can't get the job done in the sheets.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes charity scandal

Last month, I posted a story about Katie Holmes being involved in the PBS National Memorial Day Concert while she portrayed the sister of Staff Sgt. Jose Pequeno, who was injured by a grenade while he was serving in Iraq. Tom was in the crowd (actually sitting next to Colin Powell) watching his wife and trying to use his celebrity to get more donations for Jose's family. Well, it turns out that Tom and Katie have been helping an ex-con. Jose's mother, Nellie Bagley, was convinced two times in New Hampshire for fraud and spent two years in prison after claiming that her daughter was sick with cancer and ended up getting a sh*t ton of money in donations from co-workers. Tom and Katie had no clue about Nellie's past.

Lucy Gordon found dead in Paris...and MORE!!!

I'm too buzzed to think of a cute little rhyme so just go here. (VBT)

A-Rod and Kate Hudson are officially dating?! (examiner)

Pink thinks American Idol can suck it. (amygrindhouse)

Forget filing for divorce...Sean Penn and Robin Wright are back together again!! (smack)

Tom Cruise chills with his madukes. (bedhead)

Lady Gaga in public with panties again. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert takes questions on whether his sexuality cost him the Idol crown. (POTP)

Lucy Gordon from Spiderman 3 commits suicide. (gabby)

Fall Out Boy rocks the Today Show. (bitten)

Sid Vicious coming back to feud with John Cena?! (wrestling)

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Nicole Kidman wants Tom Cruise to have another baby

I'm assuming you're having the same "WTF?!" reaction after reading the title to this story as I did when I found out about it. Nicole Kidman is pretty much begging Tom Cruise to have another kid with Katie Holmes. Tom and Nicole's children really want a baby sister, and apparently Nicole doesn't want to be the one to push it out. She also had a little word of advice for Katie, giving her the heads up that the women in Tom's life are expected to "put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard."

Okay, I still think Tom is bat sh*t crazy, but what does that say about Nicole?! "Hi, ex-husband, PLEASE bang your wife and knock her up so our children can have a baby sister!" Yeah, I can't picture my Mom ever asking my Dad to have a kid with the lady he's married to now. I'm pretty convinced that Tom and anyone around him are just out of their f*cking gords.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are fighting again

Tom Cruise is ripsh*t with Katie Holmes and has been causing some heated fights with her because of one simple thing -- smoking. Katie has taken up puffin' the butts again, which is setting Tom off because it's against his very disciplined lifestyle. He's doing everything possible to pressure her into quitting what he calls a "filthy habit."

Never did I think I'd side with Tom over Katie, but I'm with him. Smoking is so gross to the point that I won't even date a girl who smokes butts. If I wanted to kiss an ashtray, I would.

Tom Cruise wants to re-make "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

Scientologists everywhere are messing their pants right now, because they may see two of the biggest faces of the cult following on the big screen together. BFF's Tom Cruise and John Travolta may be starring in a re-make of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, which was first made popular by Paul Newman and Robert Redford. Before Paul died, Tom got his blessing to re-make the film, and has planned on casting himself as Sundance and John as Butch Cassidy. Tom has been interviewing screenwriters to think they can re-capture the whole essence of the original movie, and friends say that re-make has been a "labor of love for Tom since he was 8."

I gotta say, I'd go see it. Tom and John dressed up as cowboys who rob banks nonstop? Why not? Just because their little following is kinda creepy doesn't mean they don't still kick ass on the silver screen.

Magazine cover reveals crazy diet for Katie Holmes?

The new Life & Style mag cover came out featuring Katie Holmes with headlines about some insane diet that Tom Cruise is putting her on. Five hour sauna sessions, a crapload of pills, and a liquid diet.

I'd really hope that if this stuff is true, Katie is smart enough to say "Peace out, Holmes." to Tom and get the hell outta that situation.

Don't call Tom Cruise a sex addict

Tom Cruise is threatening to sue the sh*t out of AddictionTee.com for false advertising. The site is planning on using Tom's image to promote their new t-shirt, which says "Sex Addict" on the front and "Everything turns me on" on the back. The letter/threat sent to the company says Tom and his camp of lawyers tink they're going to use photoshop to make it look like Tom is wearing the t-shirt.

AddictionTee.com commented back with their plans on a new shirt: "Legal Addict" on front and "I Sue Everybody" on back, dedicated to Tom's laywer. SA-WEET comeback!!

Jen Vs Angie, The Showdown in Tinsel Town..and MORE!!!!

Your mom loves to take polls about celebrities. Really. She told me last night. (celeb news)

Okay, I'll admit it. Tom Cruise might be bat sh*t crazy, but he makes adorable offspring. (smack)

Ohhhhh snap! Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie might rumble this week!! (candy)

Kanye was a sex addict as a kid. WTF? (POTP)

Beyonce's sister ends up in the hospital after taking pills!! (gabby)

Melinda Doolittle is back!! (bitten)

Hulkamania running wild at Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Dirty Thoughts with Tom Cruise

"That's right, my ladies. Follow me down here so I can push you off this cliff in the name of Scientology. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Jennifer Aniston is a huge tease...and MORE!!!

Go here because I told you to and because he links to us. Please? (celeb news)

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't "Bounty Hunt" your "Dog" in public. (smack)

Hello there, nudist Amy Winehouse. (candy)

Jennifer Aniston teases us on the GQ cover, then says "NO COOTER VIEWING FOR YOU!" (POTP)

Tony Romo cheats on Jessica Simpson IN HER OWN BED?! (gabby)

Katie! Say it ain't so!! Tom knocked you up again?! (bitten)

Former TNA star backstage at 2 WWE events!! (wrestling)

Katie Holmes hitting the silver screen

Last week, we reported that Tom Cruise pretty much ordered Katie Holmes to stay at home and be a good mother and wife since her run on Broadway had ended, which of course, I thought was totally d*ck. And I think Katie did too, because it looks like she's giving him the big F-U (and no, I don't mean John Cena's finishing move) by signing on to star in a movie called The Extra Man. She'll be starring with Kevin Kline, Paul Dano, and John C. Reilly.

Atta girl, Katie! Now you just gotta leave that douchebag!

Tom Cruise lays the hammer down on Katie

Now that Katie Holmes' Broadway stint is over, Tom Cruise is ordering her (yes, I did say ordering her) to gain weight and get knocked up again. He thinks it's time for her to step out of the spotlight and start focusing on being a mother and a wife.

So, basically...Katie is Tom's slave that he gets to bang. Thomas Jefferson would be proud (please tell me there's a smart person or 2 out there that understand that reference).

Katie's 30th Birthday

Can you believe Joey from Dawson's creek is married with a child and turning 30? I feel so old.. Anyways, no matter how weird the world thinks Tom Cruise is.. you can't say he isn't sweet.. After Katie's performance last night on stage, the crew surprised her by wheeling out a five-tiered, white-frosted, circular birthday cake! That sounds like a wedding cake to me, nevermind birthday... but anyways, it was Tom's idea.. he couldn't be there in person but wanted all to celebrate.. how romantic :)

Katy Perry is engaged...and MORE!!!

The winner of Survivor: Gabon, Bob Crowley, is interviewed!! (smack)

Ashlee Simpson likes it up the poop shoot. Seriously. (candy)

Tom Cruise uses his Scientology powers to put baby in a trance. (ayyyy)

Britney and Ellen spread the Holiday cheer. (POTP)

Katy Perry kissed a Gym Class Hero and she liked it...so much that she's engaged. (gabby)

Stevie Wonder will dance his blind ass off on Dancing with the Stars. (bitten)

**SPOILER ALERT** New tag team champions crowned in TNA? (wrestling)

Tom Cruise acts....cool?

Few people can actually poke fun at themselves, which is why it was such a shock that Tom Cruise not only laughed about David Letterman's Top 10 list about him, but he read the list himself. Check out Tom reading Letterman's Top 10 craziest things people say about Tom Cruise on the Internet.



P.S. Tommy needs to go back to school. You struggled with "heimliched?" Really?

Tom Cruise admits to douchebaggery

The last time Tom Cruise was on The Today Show 3 years ago, he called host Matt Lauer "glib" during their convo about Brooke Shields taking anti-depressants after her pregnancy. Tom was on the show yesterday and actually admitted that his comment to Matt was wrong right off the bat.

I thought in looking at myself, 'Man that came across as arrogant.' After looking at it, it's not what I had intended. That's one of those things that you go, 'I could have handled that better.' I didn't communicate it the way that I wanted to communicate it. That's not who I am... I learned a good lesson.

A Tom Cruise that's not bat sh*t crazy? Someone check on Hell -- it may be frozen.