Mary Kate Olsen gets her vampire on...and MORE!!!

Erin Go Bragh! Now crack a Guinness and take a celeb poll!! (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins! Doctors said they've never seen 2 babies slide out so easy. (smack)

Candy Kirby says goodbye to celeb blogging. BUT...follow her on The Laughing Stork! (candy)

Here's a gift for the ADD fans -- a sparkly dress with pockets! (ayyyy)

Is Mary Kate Olsen trying to land a role in the Twilight series? (POTP)

Get ready for Meltdown Britney v2.0! (gabby)

Taylor Swift rocks her "girl next door" look on a couple mag covers. (bitten)

Painkillers and steroids found in Andrew "Test" Martin's home. (wrestling)

Kid Rock is making beer and jobs...and MORE!!!

Yay for nakedness in Jason movies! (celeb news)

Really, Sienna and Balthazar? Who the hell makes out in the middle of a street? (smack)

I'll tell you what's NOT real about The Real Housewives of New York -- boobies. (candy)

Mary-Kate is still a fur hag. (ayyyy)

Yup. Kanye's still a douche. (POTP)

Kid Rock helps the slumping economy! Seriously! (gabby)

Lily Allen and Perez Hilton are cat fighting on Twitter. (bitten)

TNA signs new Knockout! (wrestling)

Speidi's marriage is faker than Heidi's boobs...and MORE!!!

You heard it from me first, and here's the confirmation: Mary-Kate Olsen is NOT preggers. (smack)

Beyonce really needs to learn how to use a razor. (candy)

Scarlett Johansson smiles like she ate some bad cheese. (ayyyy)

Jessica Alba's hot ass new Campari Calendar pics. They make me wanna run a few miles to get in shape. (POTP)

Heidi and Spencer prove just how fake they are. (gabby)

K-Fed gets a 16th minute of fame in People magazine. (bitten)

Victoria Beckham hates the limelight? Yeah...bullsh*t. (yuddy)

Hurricane Helms returns to the ring!! (wrestling)

Mary-Kate Olsen pregnancy rumors

There's ridiculous rumors going around that Mary-Kate Olsen is knocked up because she's "ballooned" to 102 pounds. First off, it's kinda gross that she was even under 100 in the first place, just because that seems so unhealthy. Secondly, she probably just gained some weight from Thanksgiving. I highly doubt she's pregnant, and I'd even put money up that she's not.

Mary-Kate Olsen has a boyfriend

Mary-Kate Olsen has been dating Nate Lowman ever since the death of Heath Ledger, but they kept it on the down-low. Makes you wonder why. Especially after Mary-Kate was begging for immunity in the Heath investigation.

That broad is so effed up. First she's a crack addict and anorexic, then gets back on track, then gets all shady when Heath dies, and now she's dating someone who wears more flannel than Al Borland.

The Olsens are twin bitches...and MORE!!!

Diddy doesn't own a private jet! Just a wing. Seriously. (smack)

The new Seinfeld/Windows Vista commercial sucks. (candy)

Mena Suvari went from hot to ugly to hot again. (ayyyy)

The universe isn't as f*cked as we thought! Tara Reid is NOT engaged! (POTP)

Barack Obama appearing on SNL this week! (gabby)

Being neighbors with the Olsen twins is the opposite of what is good. (bitten)

Jim Ross worried about Ric Flair!! (wrestling)

Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!

Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)

Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)

Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)

Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)

Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)

Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)

MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)

Feds drop investigation of Heath Ledger death

Investigators announced that they're dropping the Heath Ledger case and will not continue pursuing it. They were investigating exactly how Heath got his hands on the stronger-than-usual meds and planned on questioning Mary-Kate Olsen about it (since she was the last one seen with him), but the broad wanted immunity in exchange for talking. We reported yesterday that she was subpoenaed, but that doesn't matter now that the investigation was dropped.

They're TOTAL tools! Obviously she knew something if she was trying to get immunity! Why else would she beg for it? That douchebag hasn't done anything since Full House.

Mary-Kate Olsen forced to testify in court

Ohhh the power of a subpoena (sah-pee-nah...in case you wanted to know how to say it). The other day, we reported that Mary-Kate refused to talk to authorities about Heath Ledger's death unless she was granted immunity. So the courts gave her the big FU and filed a subpoena, so now she's required appear in court or her ass goes to jail.

Mary-Kate = Skeletor. Skeletor = Dumbass. You do the math.

Mary-Kate Olsen not helping in Heath Ledger investigation

Even though she was the first one called when Heath Ledger was found dead, Mary-Kate Olsen refuses to talk to federal investigators about Heath's case unless she's given immunity from prosecution.

Everyone else (like his ex Michelle Williams, his masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, etc) is cooperating and saying how great Heath was, but Mary-Kate is the only one putting up a fight.

So I'm not calling Heath a druggie, but apparently he was with Mary-Kate before he died. He died of a drug overdose. Mary-Kate likes drugs and went to rehab. See where I'm going with this?

Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with old people

Mary-Kate Olsen has a makeout scene with 64-year-old actor Ben Kingsley in their upcoming movie The Wackness. She's a whopping 22, and according to Kingsley, she controlled the kiss.

I really can't figure out who had it worse.

Random But Funny...

Always gotta include one of these... haha I love when people fall... sigh



The best part is that the paparazzi sound like they're concerned and actually care then they celebrate the fact that they got it on camera... they're also fighting with each other before it happens haha

Mary Kate Olsen at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala

I think a raccoon looking through trash does Mary Kate Olsen's hair. That's all I've got. Next post.

Not Gonna Lie...

I don't know what scares me more... this outfit or her face.... it's almost gremlin like....

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