Speidi's marriage is faker than Heidi's boobs...and MORE!!!

You heard it from me first, and here's the confirmation: Mary-Kate Olsen is NOT preggers. (smack)

Beyonce really needs to learn how to use a razor. (candy)

Scarlett Johansson smiles like she ate some bad cheese. (ayyyy)

Jessica Alba's hot ass new Campari Calendar pics. They make me wanna run a few miles to get in shape. (POTP)

Heidi and Spencer prove just how fake they are. (gabby)

K-Fed gets a 16th minute of fame in People magazine. (bitten)

Victoria Beckham hates the limelight? Yeah...bullsh*t. (yuddy)

Hurricane Helms returns to the ring!! (wrestling)