Let this be a lesson to anyone who becomes famous -- stay away from plastic surgery. Especially if you're already hot. Everyone knows (and if you didn't then you're just silly) that you can rent celebrities for appearances at parties and what not, and the asking price depends on their actual celebritiy status. Tara Reid once went for a sweet 50g's, but now, even little people like me can afford her. The price tag on her and her horribly wonky stomach? $3,500.
I bet you anything if you threw in a $25 bottle of tequila, you could get her naked. $3,525 to bang a has-been celebrity? I'd do it for the story.
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