$20 says Miley Cyrus will get naked in her new car...and MORE!!!

Jerry Springer's Final Thought -- he's worthless. (smack)

Nobody wants to print pics of Ashlee and Pete's offspring. (candy)

Mickey Rourke just looks creepy. (ayyyy)

Hey Britney fans! The pop princess has a special message for you! (POTP)

Happy belated 16th birthday, Miley. Here's a Porsche. (gabby)

Sam Jackson ain't havin' no mother f**kin AA in his mother f**kin city. (bitten)

Snitsky and his gross ass teeth released!! (wrestling)