Milla Jovovich gets nakey...and MORE!!

Milla Jovovich takes it off for Maxim mag. (amygrindhouse)

What do Lady Gaga and Naomi Campbell have in common? A penis. (smack)

Speaking of Gaga and her penis, both are on the market and wanna bang. (bedhead)

Michael Vick apologizes on 60 Minutes. (POTP)

Robin Wright Penn isn't going back to Sean Penn. (gabby)

Tommy Lee hurt by sparklers. (bitten)

TNA gets a new color commentator! (wrestling)

Michael Vick Philadelphia Eagles

After serving his time in jail for dog fighting, Michael Vick was reinstated into the NFL by commissioner Roger Goddell just 2 weeks ago. Last night during the New England Patriots/Philadelphia Eagles preseason game, it was announced that Vick had signed a 2-year-deal with the Eagles, which means he'll be Donovan McNabb's backup QB...well, until Donovan f*cks up like usual and Vick takes over.

Either way, don't expect to hear the following song whenever a TD is scored by the Eagles: