Linda Hogan lands on hitlist?!

A couple of weeks ago, we reported that John Graziano's father was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill his wife so he could be the sole beneficiary of any money that the Hogan family coughed up for Nick making John a vegetable. Well, it turns out that John's father ALSO was planning on having Linda killed, too.

As annoying as Linda may be, and as much as I may want to use her fake ass boobs as punching bags sometimes, even I feel bad for her here. Can you imagine being on a hitlist? Like, not a high school hitlist, a legit real hitlist. Whammy.

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Nick Hogan being released today

Nick Hogan is scheduled to be released from jail today, three months earlier than he's supposed to. Apparently the Hogans' have been getting a lot of crap for Nick being released early, saying how it's not fair, but the Hulkster said Nick did several jobs around the jail as part of a program where you basically earn time for an early release. His sister Brooke also through up a blog on her Myspace page about Nick's release.

I just can't wait to see my Nicky! I'm gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! He's been living on bread and potatoes so far and I know some Mac-n-Cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL! All I ask is, instead of making this harder and putting evil things out there, you pray for John, and for us, and leave words of inspiration. John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be OK again. I know his strength, and I know he can do it with our prayers.

What doesn't she understand about the situation? John Graziano is a vegetable right now because of the crash, all because Nick drove like an a-hole. Did Nick's jailtime seriously teach this family NOTHING?! The odds of John walking again are damn near impossible -- his face was crushed from the crash. He's been a vegetable since it happened over a year ago. Are they incapable of grabbing the concept of reality? This isn't some pre-planned wrestling match the Hulkster is in, and it's not Hogan Knows Best or Brooke Knows Best. It's life. It's reality. And they have one f***ed up view of it.

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...he's probably going to get his beat up badly when he gets out of jail.

John Graziano's brother, Frank, called into a Tampa, FL radio station yesterday to discuss the whole drama surrounding his family and the Hogans. Click here to listen to the call.

Nick Hogan...whatcha gonna do, brother? Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail and Frank Graziano and the US Marines get their hands on you?