Shia LaBeouf used to have naked time with his Mom...and MORE!!!

Instead of eating those ribs last night that went right to my hips, I should've just been reading these Tips! (VBT)

Pink is officially bi!!! Not that we didn't already know, but it's still exciting news. To me, anyway. (amygrindhouse)

Lindsay Lohan introduces her face to the pavement. (smack)

Mickey Rourke having plastic surgery to reverse his plastic surgery. Wait, what? (bedhead)

Amanda Peet and some other chick say, "Hey, look at my bra!" (ayyyy)

Shia LaBeouf wants his mom. No, really. (POTP)

Brad Pitt is a Basterd!! Yes, the spelling mistake was intentional. (gabby)

Drunk fan bum rushes Britney on stage during her concert. (bitten)

WWE creating another TV show to air on Wednesdays?! (wrestling)

"The Wrestler" out on DVD today

Since this flick pretty much put Mickey Rourke back on the map AND got him involved in Wrestlemania 25 (STILL disappointed in that pay-per-view, by the way), I thought I'd let you all know that The Wrestler comes out on DVD today at video stores near you!!

No word yet on when the Jackson Blue - Tag Team Champion of the World DVD is due out.

Mickey Rourke at MMA fights

Mickey Rourke hit up the Strikeforce MMA event over the weekend. I don't think any words could do this picture justice, so...kbye.

Mickey Rourke lays out Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25

Last night was "The Grand-daddy of them all!" -- Wrestlemania 25. Over the last couple of months, there's been a lot of speculation that The Wrestler star Mickey Rourke would step in the ring to take on Chris Jericho. Turns out WWE changed their mind and had Jericho take on 3 legends -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. After the match, Jericho called out Mickey, who ended up going into the ring and laying him out with a left hook. Mickey and Ric Flair celebrated afterwards.

All in all, it just went on with the total lameness (with a couple exceptions) of Wrestlemania this year. A huge disappointment, and Mickey's 57-year-old ass shouldn't have the hair he does, or be wearing it up in a ponytail.

Mickey Rourke engaged?

While he was in Russia filming Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke apparently popped the question to a lovely Russian chick. The chick I speak of was Russian boxer-turned-singer Irson Kudikova.

Now don't get me wrong, a girl that can fight is kinda hot (I refer you to my crush on MMA hottie Gina Carano), but I'm pretty sure Mickey just had diarhhea of the mouth when he proposed, and when Irson realizes this, she's probably gonna wanna through a haymaker at him. Mickey = screwed.

Mickey Rourke hangs with bathroom attendants

In his spare time, Mickey Rourke makes friends with bathroom attendants. Ya know, the guys (or girls) that stand near the sink and give you paper towels after you wash your hands, then give you a mint. Mickey was at a restaurant in New York City and ended up talking to the guy, then broke out into dance. Yes, he danced for the bathroom attendant. Then hugged him and went back out to mingle.

Just further proof that crack kills, my friends.

Pam's got another bun in the oven??...and MORE!!!

I just lost all motivation to blog today, so take some polls. (celeb news)

Jeremy Piven is a sh*tty date! (smack)

Rihanna gives Chris Brown a second chance. I blame the Shinedown song. (candy)

It kinda looks like Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham came outta the same vagina. (ayyyy)

Jennifer Carpenter's pit juice. Ew. (POTP)

Pam Anderson's preggo?! (gabby)

Michael Jackson has 100 secrets. Shockingly, none involved little boys. (bitten)

Mickey Rourke's Wrestlemania 25 role! (wrestling)

John Legend rips into the New York Post...and MORE!!!

Check out these celebrity polls or the Iron Sheik will make you HUMMMBBBLLLEEEEE!!! (celeb news)

Mickey Rourke thinks you're number one. (smack)

Sharon Stone can't take a good pic unless her legs are spread. (ayyyy)

John Legend hates the New York Post. (POTP)

Dolly Parton gets Jessica Simpson's back! (gabby)

Ben Stiller makes fun of Joaquin Phoenix. For the record, this was hilarious. (bitten)

Wrestler injured at RAW last night?! (wrestling)

Lacey Schwimmer talks Steve-O...and MORE!!!

What's better than winning an Oscar? Well, aside from pancakes, taking polls about celebrities!! (celeb news)

Rihanna returns from Barbados. (smack)

Sounds like Brad isn't a big fan of Seacrest. (candy)

Mickey Rourke isn't missing a tooth, he just went silver on it. (ayyyy)

Why Mickey Rourke is hilarious. (POTP)

Lacey Schwimmer dishes on doing the tango with Steve-O. (gabby)

Check out the sexily dressed and laughed at the buffoons on the red carpet. (bitten)

The return of WWE Superstars!! (wrestling)

Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are dating

I'd call this a random pairing, but it's really not if you think about it. Just totally out of the blue. Apparently around the Golden Globes, Mickey sent Courtney a text asking to take her out. He did something right that night, because he played a little game of "hide the man in the cave" with her, but instead of it being a one night stand, they just kept seeing each other.

Gotta love random Hollywood stories where a random night of sex leads to a relationship. I just wonder 2 things though -- 1) Is it weird when collagen kisses collagen? 2) Who has the "DSL" in the relationship?

Nick Carter thinks marriage is a sham...and MORE!!!

Polls about celebrities are sexier than syrup on pancakes. (celeb news)

Renee Zellweger's face looks like some hasty pudding. (smack)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck throws on her best Pilgrim clothes to go medieval on Ashley Judd's ass. (candy)

Stephen King takes a nice steaming crap on the author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer. (POTP)

Nick Carter wants to be a playa for life. (gabby)

Andy Dick admits booze f*cked him. Hard. (bitten)

Mickey Rourke to wrestle in TNA?! (wrestling)

Dakota the Diva to appear in New Moon...and MORE!!!

Here...go take polls if you haven't yet. Because we know you have nothing better to do. (celeb news)

Mischa Barton could be the poster child for starving children. (smack)

Bijou Phillips should probably never be a psychiatrist. (candy)

Fatty McFederline will NOT be on Dancing with the Stars. (POTP)

Mickey Rourke stepping into the ring at Wrestlemania 25!! FTW!!! (gabby)

Dakota Fanning on tap for Twilight sequel. (bitten)

Legends match happening at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Blake Lively gets stuck up...and MORE!!!

Mickey Rourke has an interesting way of getting out of films he doesn't want to do. (smack)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner reveal their new daughter's name! (candy)

I'm sad. Blake Lively just turned into a high-maintenance bitch. (POTP)

Pete Doherty pulls a Stewie Griffin and lets his pubes hang out. No effing joke. (gabby)

Ryan Seacrest tries to high-five a blind man. (bitten)

Two big names released from WWE!! DAMN!!! (wrestling)

Sorry for the lack of posts but I had to cover traffic reports this morning on KISS 108 so I had no time to blog...and MORE!!!

Danny Bonaduce and Jose Canseco are gonna fight! Let's hope they destroy each other. (smack)

Fergie ties the knot! (candy)

Mickey Rourke lost his nuts. (ayyyy)

Neil Patrick Harris killed it on SNL this weekend!! (POTP)

Paris Hilton wrote a song about being in the slammer. No, not guys slamming her, being in jail. (gabby)

If Kate Hudson is really dating Alex Rodriguez, I'm going to the new Yankee Stadium and taking a steaming crap on 3rd base. (bitten)

Kevin Nash injured?! (wrestling)

$20 says Miley Cyrus will get naked in her new car...and MORE!!!

Jerry Springer's Final Thought -- he's worthless. (smack)

Nobody wants to print pics of Ashlee and Pete's offspring. (candy)

Mickey Rourke just looks creepy. (ayyyy)

Hey Britney fans! The pop princess has a special message for you! (POTP)

Happy belated 16th birthday, Miley. Here's a Porsche. (gabby)

Sam Jackson ain't havin' no mother f**kin AA in his mother f**kin city. (bitten)

Snitsky and his gross ass teeth released!! (wrestling)

John Travolta could kick Mr. T's ass...and MORE!!!

William Shatner is such a whiny little bitch. (smack)

Mickey Rourke is all classy when talking about Evan Rachel Wood. (candy)

Catherine Zeta Jones' dress WILL hypnotize you. (ayyyy)

John Travolta looks like this guy Zsa Zsa that I used to have nightmares about when I was a kid. No, seriously. (POTP)

Charlie Sheen picks his daughters over strippers for once. (gabby)

Brad Pitt hits up Oprah. (bitten)

Daniel Craig's thoughts on James Bond going black? (yuddy)

WWE releases 2 wrestlers and a Diva! (wrestling)

Mickey Rourke is insane

Mickey Rourke has admitted to planning out a murder-suicide back in the day. A female acquaintance of his was apparently raped, so Mickey planned on killing the man who did that, and then killing himself right afterward. But a convo with a priest made him decide not to.

Umm...yeah. I'll give this story a big WTF?!

Mickey Rourke is still a pimp

Apparently Mickey Rourke was at a club over the weekend and had three pretty hot girls dancing all over him stripper-style.

That boggles my mind. Seriously, would you give that guy a lapdance?

Evan Rachel Wood dumps Marilyn Manson?

Some pictures have surfaced of Evan Rachel Wood kissing her co-star in The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke at a screening of the movie. Are they dating? Does she know he's 51?! I think Evan's possible ex-boyfriend, Marilyn Manson, has something to say about this.