Kelly Clarkson looks NOTHING like this anymore...and MORE!!!

I need new Chapstick for my lips, but I'm too busy looking at these Tips! (VBT)

Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre divorce. No word on who gets custody of her hugely fake t*ts. (amygrindhouse)

Michael Landon's son Mark found dead. (smack)

Megan Fox poops on Scarlett Johansson. (bedhead)

Cher proves that if you get enough plastic surgery, you won't age a day over 20 years time. (ayyyy)

Kelly Clarkson is back to being a troll. (POTP)

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart want to adopt. (gabby)

Dancing with the Stars recap! (bitten)

Taz trashes WWE!! (wrestling)

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart tying the knot?!

Are Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart actually taking the plunge into marriage? They took blood tests the other day and were seen picking up some marriage licenses in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Makes you wonder if he's going to use the whip from Indiana Jones while they're on the honeymoon...