Lil' Wayne is still alive...and MORE!!!

Lil' Wayne may be a total douchebag, but he's not dead. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix is a straight up dumbass. (candy)

If Mariah Carey ever had to save me from a fire, I'd rather burn to death. (ayyyy)

Karma is a bitch -- Simon Cowell's girlfriend dumps him! (POTP)

Sarah Palin may be more dumb than Joaquin Phoenix. (gabby)

Def Jam Executive VP kills himself. (bitten)

David Schwimmer shoots down Friends movie rumors, and kinda sounds like a douchebag in the process. (yuddy)

John Cena responds to HHH's comments about the WWE being all he has! (wrestling)