Heidi Klum knocked up again

Congratulations to Seal and Heidi Klum on expecting their third child!! Heidi is about 4 months along, so her due date is sometime in the fall. Brangelina better watch their backs, because this makes child #4 for Heidi and Seal (Seal adopted Heidi's daughter from a previous relationship.)

Congrats again!!

Justin Timberlake "kills it" in Beyonce video...and MORE!!!

Frances Bean Cobain rocks the Twilight premiere in LA...with her mom's bright ass red lipstick! (smack)

Snoop Dogg gives Obama some fatherly advice. (candy)

I'm making a new song about Meg Ryan, and it's to the tune of Smelly Cat from the show Friends. I'm calling it -- Saggy T*ts. (ayyyy)

Seal is seriously the luckiest MF'er on the planet. (POTP)

Justin Timberlake outdances Beyonce in her own video? (gabby)

There's a good chance Alec Baldwin is gay. He said kissing Jennifer Aniston was painful. (bitten)

Britney dating a new fella? (yuddy)

AJ Styles heading to WWE?!?!(wrestling)

Heidi Klum and Seal want one more kid?

In an interview with Redbook Magazine for the July '08 issue, Heidi Klum said that she feels like her and Seal have want to have one more child.

Seriously, what does she see in him? I'm no Brad Pitt, but he's the ugliest man alive! This guy even looks better than Seal:

Heidi Klum Invites Britney Spears To Live With Her

Some people get cats, some get dogs, but Heidi Klum wants a pet Britney.

She told the Associated Press:

"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months.

I would help set her straight.

I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track.

She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life."

Heidi obviously hates her husband, Seal.
But who doesn't at least hold a little resentment against him for recording "Kiss From A Rose?"



PS -- In other Britney news -- she was seen trying on WEDDING DRESSES yesterday. CLICK HERE for the story and pictures from the slimey paparazzi.

Heidi Klum Loves Seal's Huge Penis

I always wondered what Heidi Klum saw in her husband, and "Kiss From A Rose" songster (gag!), Seal. I thought it was cause 'chicks dig scars.' But I should have known. It was his humongous mass of manhood.

She let this tidbit of info out recently on The Oprah Winfrey Show of all places. Here's the direct quote:

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package." Ew.

All of Oprah's Mah Jong-loving audience was shocked and awed. BUT -- Heidi Klum is totally happy with her Oprah appearance and doesn't regret talking about her husbands joy stick with middle-age America:

"I was very happy with how things went on Oprah. It is very strange, you trust her so much that you talk sometimes without realizing what you are saying. She (Winfrey) has a spell in her eyeballs that when she looks at you, you are like 'Yes.'"

I knew I'd never have a shot with someone like Heidi Klum.