Gordon Ramsay fears eating out

Chef Gordon Ramsay is best known for bitching Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares contestants out for either being a sh*tty chef or running a sh*tty restaurant, and that's exactly the reason he fears going out to eat anywhere.

First of all, nothing happens for 45 minutes so you sit there going, ‘Here we go. What’s going on?’ Then you sort of woder if it’s a chef seeking revenge. ‘Is my starter going through the dishwasher three or four times or are they stamping on it for revenge? Maybe they’re putting all bits-and-bobs in the dressing.’ You never know.

Yeah...I'd put money on the "creamy" in his Creamy Italian dressing being...ahem..."homemade."

Gordon Ramsay apologizes for bashing journalist

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been getting sh*t ever since he had a run-in with journalist Tracy Grimshaw at the Melbourne Good Food and Wine Show, calling her a pig and a lesbian. Tracy spoke out about the incident on A Current Affair and bashed Gordon right back. After originally saying it was all just a joke, Gordon is now apologizing...mainly because his mother bitched him out on the phone.

When your mum rings you, and it's a bollocking down the telephone, then of course you start to get the picture.

I threw up 2 videos for you below, the first one is actual footage from the Melbourne Good Food and Wine Show where Gordon actually makes the pig reference to Tracy (it happens at about 1:31 into the video), and the video below that is Gordon's apology to Tracy on A Current Affair. Enjoy!

Gordon Ramsay bashes journalist

Hell's Kitchen star and world class chef Gordon Ramsay is known for running his mouth to people and making fun of them, usually calling them a fat pig or a cow, but usually it's to the contestants on his reality shows. That's why everyone was shocked when he trashed journalist Tracy Grimshaw at the Good Food and Wine Show in Australia over the weekend, calling her a lesbian among other things. While no one really responds to Gordon ever, she took her beef to A Current Affair and fired back. We have the video for you below.



I smells a cat fight!

Gordon Ramsay drops 115 F-Bombs

This is just pure entertainment right here. Brits are PISSED at Channel 4 after airing a two-hour special featuring Gordon Ramsay called Great British Nightmare. It wasn't so much the show that pissed everyone off though. It was more the fact that Gordon said f*ck 115 times in the first 40 minutes of the broadcast, which started airing at 9am. I'm not sure what the laws are across the pond, but over here, "safe harbor hours" (where it's actually legal to air cuss words, although not recommended) are between 10p and 6a. Channel 4 released a statement apologizing and saying they should've aired it later than 9p. Luckily for them, Ofcom (the British version of the FCC) hasn't sued them.

Check out some of the footage from the shows below. They're not edited, so I'll officially call then NSFW. Although if you want your boss has a sense of humor and wants to laugh pretty hard, by all means, play it loud.

Gordon Ramsay wants Simon Cowell's spot on "Idol"

With all the talk of Simon Cowell possibly leaving American Idol after the end of next season, celebs are already throwing their hat in the ring to be his replacement. During a conference call about Hell's Kitchen, chef Gordon Ramsay was asked if he'd be willing to fill Simon's shoes.

If he’s going to retire, Christ, I would consider stepping in; definitely, of course I would.

I think Gordon is the sh*t and he's really the only reason I watch Hell's Kitchen. I don't care about the challenges, I don't care about the food, I don't care about the people -- my entertainment comes solely from him being a total prick to every single contestant on the show and making them have constant meltdowns. That being said, just because you're a bad ass chef on TV doesn't mean you'd make a good American Idol judge. The judges all have some sort of background in music -- can you imagine a contestant sitting there getting sh*t on by a chef? Just wouldn't make sense. Entertaining, yes, but just wouldn't make sense.

Chef Wars (hey, that'd be a good name for a TV show!)

You would think that the culinary world would be a competitive but friendly one. Not if you're Hell's Kitchen master Gordon Ramsay and "Iron Chef" Mario Batali. There's a HUGE feud between the two, and it's caused Mario to deny Gordon from dining at any of his restaurants. Apparently, Gordon was talking smack behind Mario's back, calling him "Fanta Pants."

Gordon Ramsay = Badass.