Hilary Duff joins Gossip Girl...and MORE!!

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Michael Jackson is kicking ass on the Billboard charts with the same songs from the 80's. (amygrindhouse)

Farrah Fawcett funeral pics. (VBT)

OK! magazine cover of Michael Jackson's final moments. (smack)

Megan Fox kinda almost trashes a screenwriter. (bedhead)

Janice Dickinson's dog, probably moments before it's death. (ayyyy)

Hilary Duff joins Gossip Girl. (POTP)

Jaclyn Smith regrets not reuniting with Farrah Fawcett. (gabby)

WTF? Michael Jackson had a secret wife?! (bitten)

Taz returning to in-ring competition?! (wrestling)

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Thurs 6/18/09

Last night kicked off with more of the nervousness surrounding the upcoming vote-off where 2 celebrities would be given the boot by the end of the night, with the remaining celebs making it to the final week. The celebs were given a package and a note that there were no more teams -- it was every man/woman for themselves. Then they were told about the upcoming food challenge, which involved wrestling. Torrie thought she was a shoe-in to win. The celebs were all given costumes to wear for the challenge, which ended up being a mud pit challenge where 3 stars were tossed in and needed to be found. Whichever 3 celebs found the stars would get to chow down on pizza. Sanjaya, Lou, and Patti found the stars, so they got to pig out on personal-sized pizzas. (For the record, Stephen had me laughing my ass off at the end of this challenge while he was still talking in character as "El Capitan Longou Mystere" -- dude is f*cking HILARIOUS.)

After the celebs got all cleaned off from the challenge, we went to a live shot of Damien and Myleene heading into camp to tell the celebs who the first person voted off was. Damien said that Sanjaya and Torrie were safe, then told Holly that she was going home. Janice acted super upset (even though just minutes before that, they showed her calling Holly a crybaby in the confessional and talking a bunch of sh*t about her. That broad is as fake as her face.) After the first vote-off, we went back to pre-recordedness to see the celebs get letters from home that gave them their second wind and got them focused to win the competition. Damien and Myleene came in again after all of the letters were read and told Stephen that he was safe, and told Janice that her melting-plastic ass was going home.

The voting has already started for the final week, with the first vote-off happening on Monday. What happens now is that whoever the bottom 2 vote-getters are by Monday night, they'll face off at the Last Chance Saloon, which is basically a challenge to drink some horribly gross stuff. Whoever finishes their drink last goes home.

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Wed 6/17/09

We started off last night pretty much checking out more of John's reign as camp leader -- he's really enjoying himself (and why shouldn't he? He gets to sleep in a huge bed while everyone is confined to uncomfortable cots) and loves waking up early to watch the sun rise. John actually feels bad that Sanjaya, Holly, and Janice still can't sleep that well and he wants to work on changing that. Meanwhile, Janice was telling Stephen about a dream she had where a blonde was behind her (that she said could've been Torrie) trying to harm her, but she ran to the river and was fine. Stephen told her that dreams like that are representative of a fear of death (which Janice interpreted as she's going to die soon), but she probably feels at peace and salvation at the river (honestly this part confused the hell outta me, but whatever.) Janice actually shed some tears because she was so moved by what Stephen had to say.

Torrie wakes up and wants to go home. She doesn't attempt or plan on leaving the show, but she just gets really, really homesick and starts talking about how even though she's met new friends and she's really connecting with them, they still aren't her best friends or her family and she's just really down in the dumps. Patti sympathizes with her since she misses her husband and kids a lot. This leads into word of a new food challenge, where each team has to pick 2 people again to compete. Janice is adamant on going, and snaps at Holly, Patti, and Torrie when they question how she's feeling (considering that she was in the health clinic days before). They decided Patti would join her, while the men sent John and Stephen. It was a human-spider challenge, where the two teammates were harnessed together and had to maneuver around a web made by ropes while they collected flags. Whoever got all the flags in the shortest time won -- the men crushed the ladies by 2 minutes and won the award of Chinese takeout.

The topic of John and Patti's friendship comes up next, with some of the celebs saying that they think they're doing more than just having deep conversations but are actually being really flirty with each other, while other celebs (mainly Stephen) is thinking that it's all a part of gameplay and Patti isn't as sweet and innocent as she seems. That's around the point where everyone starts realizing that they're playing a real game, especially with the vote-off just a couple of days away and two celebs going home. They realize going from 8 celebs to 6 is really going to change the face of the game, and it's time to start getting into gameplay mode. Damien and Myleene gave the celebs a preview of how the vote was going, telling Janice that she's not in the Top 2 vote-getters, and telling Patti that she's not in the Bottom 2 vote-getters. We find out who goes home in an hour!

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Tues 6/16/09

Last night's show started off with John starting to take on his role as camp leader. He was given the order to assign chores to everyone, but he didn't just stop there. He also cracked the whip on everyone to wash their hands before they eat (totally the Dad in him coming out) or else he'd throw out food (like he did with rice the night before), and also told Sanjaya and the others to clean up their areas and keep it clean. It rubbed some of the celebs the wrong way, but they all decided to give him a chance.

The celebs were then delivered a camcorder and some props to make a slasher flick, just for a fun time and to get their minds off the jungle. Lou took control and directed it while Stephen was deemed the "Executive Producer that puts in feedback and good ideas then gets shot down and steps aside." After they finished taping the film, it was food challenge time, where the celebs were led to believe it was a strength challenge. The ladies went with their strongest team member in Torrie, while the fellas sent Lou up against her. The challenge was reaching into a box filled with snakes and trying to work a star (five in total) around the inside of the entire box (there were multiple holes in the box to keep sticking arms into) until you got to a colored slot that you pushed the star through. Lou ended up being up by one pretty much the entire race until the last star, when Torrie finally caught up, but unfortunately, she was ONE SECOND behind Lou in getting the final star out, which made her uber disappointed and frustrated.

The "Up in Arms" immunity challenge that didn't take place on the live portion of the show Monday night was shown next. The contestants had to stand on a narrow beam while holding a pole that held up a box of slime. If you couldn't hold the box up any longer, the slime would dump out on you and you'd be eliminated. But there was a catch -- you could only use one hand. Stephen sat out and decided to leave his chance at staying in camp up to the fate of the fans. It ended up coming down to Lou and Sanjaya for the second straight immunity challenge, and for the second time Lou beat Sanjaya for immunity, which was important since that guaranteed him a spot in the final week. Once the challenge was over, the celebs went back to camp and actually got a chance to have some down time to watch the edited version of their slasher flick.

The end of the show went live and had Damien and Myleene present John with a tough decision (at least they thought it would be) -- he could give immunity to any of his fellow camp members, or himself, but he only had 20 seconds to decide. Not even a second after he was asked for his decision, John selected himself and said he was in camp to win the game. I'm a Celebrity throws ANOTHER one-hour episode at us tonight on NBC at 8p eastern time.

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Mon 6/15/09

Last night kicked off week 3 of the celebrities in the Costa Rican jungle, and it started off with everyone's shock and sadness (except for Janice) at the loss of Daniel. Then almost right off the bat, Damien and Myleene showed up to tell the celebs about the next luxury challenge, which was again a 2-on-2 match-up with massages on the line. The ladies picked Patti and Torrie since they won the last time, plus they both REALLY wanted the massages, while the fellas sent John and Lou (since John has back problems, Stephen didn't want one, and Sanjaya already gets back rubs from Holly.) The challenged called for one of the celebs from each other (which ended up being John and Patti) to stand on a plank while Lou and Torrie kept working on a crank. Each time they cranked away, the plank that John and Patti stood on would get shorter and shorter -- first one to drop off loses. John ended up dropping, so Torrie and Patti won the massages (hardcore jealous the masseuse got to give Torrie a rubdown.)

It's around this time that Janice actually stopped acting like a total maniacal bitch and ended up letting down some walls, opening up to Janice about her past as a mother, which included a nasty divorce, and getting knocked up without knowing who the father of the baby was since she got around a little bit, not to mention she rocked the drugs and booze too. Her and John also made up and decided to just have fun for the rest of the time. At the same time, John was seriously thinking about leaving camp, just because he was so close to being voted off instead of Daniel. He figured if he can't control his own destiny, it's not worth it and he was going to control his own destiny and leave. After a little time, he realized he didn't want to go anywhere, especially after all the celebs made him feel wanted. Patti actually helped talk John down "the cliff and bridge" (as he called it), so John returned the favor when Patti had a breakdown after talking to her husband Rod and feeling like he looked tired. She got nervous that both of them could face jail time, and John told her to keep her head up.

Next up was the food challenge, which pit Torrie and Sanjaya against each other from America's votes. They had to face the tunnel of terror, which was this little underground tunnel filled with 20 stars. In the first part of the tunnel, the stars were hidden in holes in the wall (much like the challenge from last week) that also had surprises in them (snakes, crayfish, spiders.) The second part was a mini lagoon with baby crocodiles floating around. The final part was a mud tunnel filled with cables just to tangle you up. After they both went through, Sanjaya won the food for the men, getting 19 stars to Torrie's 18.

Janice started getting a little sick, and not attention-whore sick like she has been, but legit sick. She fully volunteered that she hadn't dropped a deuce in about 7 days, so she just felt awful. Then she was starting to look really frail and broken down, which was really starting to worry the other celebs. After she started getting really nauseous, the medical personnel decided to bring her to a health clinic out of the jungle, where she was diagnosed with a viral infection. She stayed there overnight, then returned the next morning full of life and energy and as Sanjaya said, "back to her old self."

Since Lou had been the camp leader for the past 2 weeks, the celebs all had to compete in a challenge to pick a new one since one celeb can't be leader for more than 2 weeks. It was pretty much a quiz about what America thought of each celeb (who slept the most, who was the hardest worker, etc.) -- John ended up winning the challenge so he became the new leader. Afterward, they all gather around the campfire and shoot the shizz about who is their best friend at camp. Patti and John picked each other, Lou and Stephen picked each other, Sanjaya and Holly picked each other, Torrie picked Stephen, and Janice said she had to take a sh*t.

Tonight it looks like the show will kick off with the immunity challenge, which is called "Up in Arms." They wanted to start it live last night, but there was a tropical storm during the entire broadcast of the show, so they had to put it off and were actually going to do it shortly after they went off the air for the night, so we'll see the whole challenge recorded tonight. Show starts in an hour, so get ready!

Janice Dickinson medical attention on "I'm a Celebrity..." and MORE!!

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Lindsay Lohan posts topless pics when she's bored. (amygrindhouse)

The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet gets cancelled. File that under "who cares." (VBT)

Janice Dickinson receives medical attention on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (smack)

Piers Morgan gets naked for Burger King. (bedhead)

Lindsay Lohan looks like she's got lice. (ayyyy)

Dustin Lance Black sex tape pics! (POTP)

Carrie Prejean fired for a second time in one week! (gabby)

Brangelina donates a cool mill to St. John's Hospital. (bitten)

CM Punk injured? (wrestling)

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- Mon 6/8/09

Last night's episode of I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here was pretty decent. It was a 2-hour show, so I'll try to remember as much as I can. The show started off with the whole Heidi and Spencer debate of whether or not to let them back on the show. Eventually, everyone said to bring them back, and after they spent a full 24-hours inside a chamber filled with a sh*t ton of bugs, lizards, and other jungle animals, they were released and went back to camp. Shortly after that, Damien and Myleene told the celebs that America voted to have Sanjaya and Janice Dickinson compete in the food challenge against each other.

In the food challenge, Sanjaya and Janice were supposed to be chained and locked inside of a chamber that filled up with water, snakes, frogs, and baby crocodiles, all while they tried to unlock the chains and free themselves. Sanjaya unlocked all 6 locks in just over 3 minutes, but once the baby crocs were put into the chamber, Janice said she quit and wanted out. They went back to camp and told everyone else that Sanjaya won, then Janice had a breakdown and had to be consoled by Sanjaya. Quite honestly, I thought they were gonna suck face (which would've been awesomely awkward), but they didn't. Then the whole issue of Janice doing nothing around camp came up, and everyone pointed out how she pretty much made Sanjaya her bitch.

Fast forward to the weekly challenge to be named the leader of camp, which always happens at Jungle Joe's Diner and is pretty much always a "eat gross sh*t" challenge. The finals came down to Lou Diamond Phillips and Daniel Baldwin, but nobody won since neither Lou or Daniel finished their meal of a stick beetle and cow's tongue. Everyone voted to keep Lou the leader, and they all went back to camp. Meanwhile, Heidi got super insanely sick because her dumb ass was doing a "spiritual fast" so she wasn't eating anything or drinking a lot of water. She got mega dehydrated so they brought her to the hospital, and later on everyone found out that Speidi was gone for real this time.

Finally, in a live segment, all of the celebrities gathered around Damien to start their immunity challenge, which was a "hang tough" type deal where they have to hang from a metal bar and whoever is the last person remaining will be granted immunity from the next vote-off. Previews were shown for the next show, which will air on tomorrow night, and it looks like Heidi's sister Holly is joining the cast. And from the previews, it looks like Janice starts kissing her ass from the start and everyone makes fun of her for it.

"I'm a Celebrity..." recap -- new cast member, Speidi wants back on

No Spencer meltdown to start off the recap today -- you all know I think he's a total sh*tbag douche, no need to reiterate how I hope he gets hit by a bus. I was a few minutes late in starting to watch, but when I got my fat ass in front of the boob tube, it looked like there was some major drama going down between former NBA star John Salley and Janice Dickinson (over a f*cking shampoo bottle, nonetheless.) Basically, John though Janice was taking favors from everyone and not offering to help anyone, so he lost his cool and tweaked on her. He tried apologizing to her later on, but she refused to talk to him or accept it. Fast forward to another food challenge. This time, the celebs had to stick your hand into a hole in the wall and try to get a star out of it. The catch, it held in place by a bolt, so the celebs had to unscrew it. The other catch? There were different surprised in the different holes -- rats, spiders, cow poop, frogs, and more. The men won again, but not without a little bit of injury. When Lou Diamond Phillips and Torrie Wilson were going one-on-one against a bunch of rats, Lou had his hand snacked on. When he finally pulled his hand out of the whole with the star, it was covered in blood. He got some medical attention but was fine. Torrie got bit by the rats too, but after one bite, she was done. Janice didn't participate.

Once everyone was chilling out at camp and making some dinner, a new cast member made his way onto the set (which we already spoiled earlier yesterday) -- Daniel Baldwin. Everyone was pretty excited, especially his brother Stephen, who was mostly in shock when he saw him. After that, the show kicked back to Damien Fahey's co-host Myleene Klass (totally sounds like a porn name), who was with Speidi, who of course, were begging to get back on the show. After they pleaded their case (which involved the Devil and Jesus and me wanting to put my fist through the TV screen), Damien talked to the celebrities and told them Speidi wanted back in. They left it up to a vote, with only 2 people (John and Janice) saying they wanted them back on the show. They didn't make an official announcement, but I'm assuming they will later on tonight. We also find out which lady (Francis, Angela, Torrie, or Janice) will be voted off the show. PLEASE keep Torrie. Thank you.

Janice Dickinson talks smack about Tyra Banks

Last week, Tyra Banks gave America's Next Top Model judge Paulina Porikova the boot, blaming it on budget cuts. But Janice Dickinson, who used to be a judge on the show before she got axed, called Tyra out and said she's basically just a lying money-hound.

That’s how Tyra rolls. Tyra rolls like that, she likes to fire people just about when she’s promising them large amounts of money, they get the axe, like I did…. then she takes the money and runs.

I gotta say, I'm no Janice fan, but I'd totally believe her over Tyra any day. I've heard Tyra is a total stuck-up snobby bitch, and I'd totally believe that she'd try to screw people if it put more money in her pocket.

Victoria Beckham doesn't think she turns guys on...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan dishes the dirt to Marie Claire! smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to be a Scientologist!! (candy)

Wanna see up Janice Dickinson's dress? No problem, just ask! (ayyyy)

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey bust out their best prom pose. (POTP)

Victoria Beckham says she's not sexy. That snobby bitch. (gabby)

Jennifer Garner's livin' large!! (bitten)

Madonna goes gangster. We know she's just looking for A-Rod to play with... (yuddy)

Chris Jericho injured at No Mercy! (wrestling)

Brad and Angelina will show off their babies this Sunday, and MORE!!

The Hulkster says jail is making Nick Hogan a better man, and Nick likes jail! (smack)

Watch out now! Brangelina are exposing their new twins to the world this Sunday!!! (candy)

Kim Kardashian loves Mickey D's, and loves showing off her Quarter Pounders. (ayyyy)

John Mayer on roids?!?! (POTP)

Mini-Me talks about his...umm..."mini-me" (gabby)

Janice Dickinson tries to get a boyfriend through some carrot lovin' (bitten)

Jim Ross thinks WWE is giving away John Cena vs Batista too early? (wrestling)

Janice Dickinson shows her boobies

Janice Dickinson is such a classy broad that she felt the need to flash the pilot on a private NetJets flight.

If I wanted to see a plastic woman half-naked, I'd undress a Barbie.