Showing posts with label real housewives of new jersey. Show all posts
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Danielle Staub sex tape


The Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale aired last night, which was basically just a huge dramatic dinner scene that lasted an hour long. During it, Danielle Staub was her usual dramatic self and started a huge fight over the book that outs her past life as a stripper/prostitute/kidnapper/monkey-f*cker (ok, I made that last one up). Well it turns out, that's not the only controversial thing that could be out there about her. During the show, Danielle dated this 27-year-old fella named Steve Zalewski (she's 46, mind you) and dumped him later on (in a really messy break-up). Steve is coming forward saying Danielle is a total sex freak and she wanted it all the time, and he got some of it on tape! And since she was a total gold digger, he may earn back some cash by selling them!

Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught. She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms basically every time we went out — she'd get all excited and say, 'The people can hear you doing it outside!' I'm definitely weighing my options as far as selling them and getting them out there. She cost me so much money, why shouldn't I make a few dollars?

SELL IT! SELL IT! SELL IT! Not that I wanna see this chick naked because she's ugly as hell, but I enjoy laughing at our peoples' inconveniences. Well, when they have it coming, at least.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

"Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Caroline Manzo slams castmate


A few weeks ago, we revealed a secret life that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub had back in the day. It was all published in a book called Cop Without a Badge, which seemd to be brought to light to Real Housewives castmates by another star of the show, Caroline Manzo. But Caroline said it didn't go down like that, and she wants to set the record straight.

The book came to us. I want you to think about this logistically. Why on earth would we say 'Gee, that's not her name'? Let's go with Beverly. It's impossible, this came to us. This came to us. People came to us and said she's not who she claims to be. You have to be aware of who she is, she's a dangerous person, etc. etc. The name of the book, the contents of the book were all given to us. When we found out, we Googled it. I only showed two people, my friends. Danielle is sensationalizing this, as usual. This came to us. Teresa extended an olive branch after time and again being insulted, she extends an olive branch for her to have dinner and then she comes and destroys a dinner amongst family and friends... I don't understand. She will never be a friend of mine.


I've seen a little of an episode of the show, considering Madukes loves all that BS and I end up getting roped into watching it, and I gotta say...Danielle's a f*cking nut job. Not to mention I don't think she's attractive whatsoever, yet she thinks she's the hottest thing going.

Friday, May 29, 2009

"Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Danielle Staub's secret life


If you've been watching Real Housewives of New Jersey, then you know next week's episode is going to get pretty interesting for Danielle Staub, all because of a book. The preview for next week's show centers around a book called Cop Without a Badge. The book profiles a woman named Beverly Merrill, who was a drugged up stripper that was arrested in 1986 for extortion, possession, and kidnapping. The kidnapping charge actually involved one of her drug dealer friends, who swiped a kid who owed him $25,000 and beat the crap out of him for a while before calling his father for ransom. After being released from jail on bail, Beverly met a guy named Kevin Daher, who used his connections to help Beverly avoid the slammer. They married each other, but it didn't last too long because Kevin didn't see her as "mother material." So, since she was in desperate need of money, she started to strip and used the name "Danielle."

It sounds far-fetched, but there's actually documents that prove Danielle has gone by three other names, one of which is Beverly Merrill. Smart move by Bravo to cast a crazy ass skank so they could do a show about her and grab some ratings. Now, we wait for some "leaked footage" to hit the Internet.