Simon Cowell's ex wants him to stop working so much

Simon Cowell's ex Terri Seymour thinks Simon is pretty much going to work himself into an early grave. She's worried that he's not going to have time to enjoy all of his riches because he's too busy working so much to make a ton of cash. Terri is apparently pleading with him to quit one of his shows (either Britain's Got Talent, X Factor, or American Idol). There've been rumors that Simon was going to leave Idol after his contract expires next May, but he was just offered $144 million to stay onboard, so I highly doubt he'll leave, which is making Terri even more sick and worried.

If I were Simon, the following words would come out of my mouth: "Bitch, shut yo' trap. I dumped your ass months ago. Go bother someone else. Kbye." (That'd sound hilarious with a British accent.)

Oscars bring couples back together

Aside from bringing joy and recognition to exceptional acting, the Oscars also seem to bring couples back together. Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are back together, after Evan was overheard saying she was meeting up with Marilyn after the show was over. (Does anyone else find it hilarious that in that couple, the girl has a guy's name, and the guy has a girl's name?) And it turns out Simon Cowell brought his ex Terri Seymour to Elton John's party. They were seen sitting together while watching the show and enjoying a nice dinner.

Good luck to both couples on their second go-around!!