Lindsay Lohan needs to eat...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebritites are almost as good as my homemade Egg McMuffins. (celeb news)
Sean Penn slams Madonna! (smack)

Bai Ling fails at boobie slipping. (candy)

Dita Von Teese looks like she belongs under my Christmas tree. (ayyyy)

Lindsay Lohan should be a magician, because she's disappearing before our eyes. (POTP)

Apparently, the Kardashians didn't get the memo about Travis the Chimp. (gabby)

Cute 9-year-old Jayla Cooper gets married. You NEED to check out this story...it's precious. (bitten)

WWE releases Smackdown! superstar!!! (wrestling)

"Dirty Thoughts" with Bai Ling

"Those scorpion bowls are really kicking my ass."