Dirty Thoughts with John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek

On their way to a double date...

Rob: "Let's get our d*cks wet."

John: "I wonder if I should sing Waiting on the World to Change or Clarity to win this lady's heart."

John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek drunken publicity stunt

We threw up a link from our girl Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack in yesterday's link list about John Mayer having to drag a drunk ass Rob Dyrdek out of a club. The story went on to talk about how John had to bring Rob to the ER to get his stomach pumped, even throwing up this Tweet about the hospital trip (read from top to bottom):


Obviously the second Tweet says that it was a joke and if someone actually got his stomach pumped, he wouldn't be cheering about it. Rob just wanted to make it on some online blog that's not Celebrity Dirt and be funny, so he and John decided to set up the whole deal, then take it to Twitter. Check out Rob's Tweets about the whole deal below (read from bottom to top):


I figured it was a publicity stunt since Rob's movie Street Dreams came out in theaters the night this all went down, and Spicy Pants even called it a set-up herself, but some people really need to loosen the hell up.

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