Stellar celebrity quotes

Oasis member Noel Gallagher had this to say about his brother (who is also in the band with him):

I've only seriously tried to kill Liam once ... I deserve some sort of commendation.

That's not too bad. Miss Manda's tried to kill me 5 times, and we aren't even related!

Members of the band Oasis attacked on stage

Oasis was playing a gig in Toronto over the weekend when some douchebag rushed the stage and attacked Liam and Noel Gallagher. He pushed them off the stage then was tackled by security. But Oasis is so badass that they told the crowd they'd be back in 5 minutes so their roadies could make sure all of the audio still worked (and probably beat the sh*t out of the guy backstage.)

Check out the video below. The attack happens around 1:30 into it.