Playboy DJ Colleen Shannon speaks out!

A few weeks ago, we reported that Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe bought his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate and DJ Colleen Shannon, fake boobies because he loves them so much. But Colleen said it's not true -- he didn't buy her boobs!

And she also said she's voting for "Umbama." No, not Barack Obama, but "Umbama."

I think after she votes, she should go find Umsama bin Laden. Stick to spinning in the clubs with your fake boobies, muffin.

Desperate Housewives star buys boobies!

No, it's not Teri Hatcher. Jesse Metcalfe, who played the lawn boy that Eva Longoria's character seduced, apparently bought his ex-girlfriend (Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon) a bigger set of breasticles when they dated a few years back because he thought the ones she had were too small.

Now let me ask you something...who looks like a classier match for her. That douchebag, or this stud: