Lindsay Lohan fired again

It's not going well for Lindsay Lohan right now. First, she got dismissed from a few of her appearances on Ugly Betty, and now, she just got fired from hosting the World Music Awards. She's been replaced by Denise Richards (insert vomiting here.)

It was pretty much all Lindsay's fault, though. She got pissy because Jesse Metcalfe was drafted in to help give her some backup, and of course with her big ego, she wanted to be the star of the show. After seeing her get pissy, execs just decided it'd be better if she didn't host the show.

It seemed like she was getting a lot better since she's been dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe there's trouble in paradise? Eh, maybe she's just a huge diva.

Playboy DJ Colleen Shannon speaks out!

A few weeks ago, we reported that Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe bought his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate and DJ Colleen Shannon, fake boobies because he loves them so much. But Colleen said it's not true -- he didn't buy her boobs!

And she also said she's voting for "Umbama." No, not Barack Obama, but "Umbama."

I think after she votes, she should go find Umsama bin Laden. Stick to spinning in the clubs with your fake boobies, muffin.

Desperate Housewives star buys boobies!

No, it's not Teri Hatcher. Jesse Metcalfe, who played the lawn boy that Eva Longoria's character seduced, apparently bought his ex-girlfriend (Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon) a bigger set of breasticles when they dated a few years back because he thought the ones she had were too small.

Now let me ask you something...who looks like a classier match for her. That douchebag, or this stud: