Jon and Kate Plus 8 KILLS in the ratings...and MORE!!!

I wish I was eating some Cape Cod Chips while checking out these Tips! (VBT)

Check out some celebrity relationships put through the ringer! (examiner)

Brooke Hogan's cover art for her new album looks like a pile of colorful buffalo sh*t. (amygrindhouse)

Attention-Whore-Punch-Out! Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan will box it out! (smack)

Survey says? Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation sucks. (bedhead)

Katie Holmes for First Lady. (ayyyy)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere becomes the most watched TLC episode ever. Which just goes to show America loves watching other peoples' misery. (POTP)

Holy bouncing boobies, Batman! Hugh Hefner is selling Playboy! (gabby)

Demi Moore is really 8-years-old. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injures himself in his first match back from injury. (wrestling)

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Knock out Jonny Fairplay on National TV...and MORE!!!

Watch out the next time you eat Cheetos. You might bite Jesus' head off. (VBT)

Sherlock Holmes trailer is out!! (AmyGrindhouse)

YOU could knock out Jonny Fairplay! (smack)

New Willem Dafoe movie is probably gonna bomb because the director is a d*ck. (bedhead)

Paris Hilton debates on whether or not to show you her mommy spot. (ayyyy)

Check out Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake. (POTP)

CONFIRMED! Chace Crawford starring in new Footloose movie. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets sued. (bitten)

Kurt Angle to compete on Dancing with the Stars?! (wrestling)