LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet done for good...and MORE!!

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet officially divorce. (amygrindhouse)

Lily Allen sniffed some nose candy? (smack)

Eminem and Kim Mathers officially over. Again. (bedhead)

No babies for Speidi! (POTP)

The Duggars expecting baby #19 -- f*cking hussies. (gabby)

Donald Trump fixes Miss Universe pageant? (bitten)

Rey Mysterio/IC title situation! (wrestling)

Eminem speaks on MTV Movie Awards prank

By now, you've heard that Eminem was definitely in on the "prank" that Sacha Baron Cohen played on him Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards when Sacha was lowered onto Em's face and teabagged him. What you haven't heard is how it all went down, and what Em's reaction was to pulling the prank off...until NOW.

I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going 'nuts' so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it. Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag. After the ceremony I went back to my hotel and laughed uncontrollably for about three hours. Especially after I saw it on air.

I don't think I'd ever be a fan of having someone's nuts on my chin, but sounds like Em definitely had a ball (or 2) with it!

Sacha Baron Cohen teabagging Eminem was staged

Shoutout to Eminem for putting on an Academy Award winning performance after he got a chin full of Sacha Baron Cohen's balls on Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards. There was speculation that it was staged, but not a lot of people were sure because Em looked pretty legit pissed off. But Sacha came out yesterday and admitted that the whole deal was staged.

Thinking about it now, totally true. Because right before Sacha started lowering down from the ceiling, they showed Em for a really quick second. Either way, pretty funny deal for us to watch, and I just realized how wrong this pic looks.

Eminem storms out of MTV Movie Awards

Eminem got legit pissed off last night while he was at the MTV Movie Awards. During a skit where Sacha Baron Cohen was dressed up in his Bruno character and hanging from the ceiling to introduce an award. During the deal, he was lowered right onto Em's face in a way that pretty much had his balls resting on Em's chin. Em told his peeps to "get this mother f*cker off me" then up and left the show right after. Check out the video below.

MTV Shows

Results for the show will be coming in a few more posts.

Lindsay Lohan steals a role from Katie Holmes...and MORE!!!

Kathy Coleman makes her return in Land of the Lost. (VBT)

Celebrity relationships get examined!! examiner)

Lady Gaga is a huge attention whore. (amygrindhouse)

UK reality star Danielle Lloyd brutally attacked! (smack)

Pete Doherty loves soccer. (bedhead)

Ladies flash some skin at Cannes. (ayyyy)

Cameron Diaz introduces Adam Levine to her mamadukes. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan lands a role meant for Katie Holmes. (gabby)

Nick Cannon scared of Eminem? (bitten)

TNA bringing in Buff Bagwell?! (wrestling)

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Ashlee Simpson pregnant again?!?!...and MORE!!!

Even celebs get acne! (VBT)

Anna Faris looks HOT in Nylon magazine. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem rocks Jimmy Kimmel! (smack)

Trent Reznor is p*ssy-whipped. (bedhead)

Christian Bale talks smack to a Machine. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz knocks up Ashlee again?! (POTP)

Green Day almost quit music back in the day! (gabby)

Helen Phillips Got Milk? ad campaign! (bitten)

Ric Flair returns at Judgment Day last night and will be on RAW tonight! (wrestling)

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Blink 182 is touring this summer...and MORE!!!

Jason Taylor threw it in another chick, so his wife is throwing divorce papers at him! (VBT)

Eminem says Mariah Carey loves golden showers. Ew. (amygrindhouse)

Stifler's mom is STILL hot. And STILL has a nice fake rack. smack)

Marilyn Manson channels his inner...Boy George? WTF? (bedhead)

People en Espanol name the 50 Most Beautiful mamacitas. (ayyyy)

Eminem talks Jessica Simpson and Tomy Romo. (POTP)

Blink 182, Weezer, and Fall Out Boy touring together this summer!! FTW!!! (gabby)

Jon & Kate Plus 8 season premiere is all about the tabloids! (bitten)

Ric Flair getting back in the ring?! (wrestling)

Tami Farrell may replace Carrie Prejean...and MORE!!!

Last night I took too many sips of beer, now check out these Tips for some Monday cheer! (VBT)
Lindsay Lohan loves her some Adderall. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is Rey Mysterio Jr!! (smack)

Kate Moss' boyfriend isn't missing. (bedhead)

Gisele finds her boobs. (ayyyy)

Tami Farrell may become the new Miss California. (POTP)

Nick Cannon vs Eminem! I hope Em destroys him. (gabby)

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are Motherlovers. (bitten)

In a few weeks -- the return of Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyyyyyyyyy.....Kennedy. (wrestling)

Heidi Montag appearing in Playboy...and MORE!!!

I should check out these Tips instead of worrying that I'll get so fat someday that the crotch of my pants rips. (VBT)

Beyonce's diva ass is firing someone, and she's letting you know! (amygrindhouse)

Heidi Montag's getting nekkid for you. (smack)

Just like Brad Pitt, Eli Roth is a Basterd, too. (bedhead)

Brooke Shields is hot. Her Kentucky Derby hat? Not so much. (ayyyy)

Eminem on his drug use: "I literally almost died." (POTP)

Denise Richards listens to the people. We sh*t on her singing, she says she'll never do it again! (gabby)

Miss California thinks gay marriage is wrong, but getting naked is cool. (bitten)

Undertaker injured and out for a few months!! (wrestling)

Bonus Link: Eminem's 3AM music video!! (POTP)

James Bond meets Dirty Harry...and MORE!!!

Eminem's brother arrested for DUI!! (videoblogging)

Sneak peek at Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!! (amygrindhouse)

Samantha Ronson is a sh*t ton happier without Lindsay Lohan. (smack)

Daniel Craig has the best one-liner ever after meeting Clint Eastwood. (bedhead)

Ayyyy! is alive again!! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian just made every squirrel horny. (POTP)

Desperate Housewives says goodbye to Nicolette Sheridan. (gabby)

Celebs at Coachella. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley hits TNA!! (wrestling)

Jenna Jameson got her baby out of her box with 5 pushes...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim almost shows her ta-tas to the world! (videoblogging)

Shia LaBeouf will never regain full use of his injured hand. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is the XXL Punisher! (smack)

Trent Reznor's 4-hour stiffy. (agentbedhead)

If you want an easy birth, be a porn star. It worked for Jenna Jameson. (POTP)

Mel Gibson's rumored mistress denies affair! (gabby)

Hulk Hogan goes homicidal! (bitten)

Matt Hardy doing a horrible job as a heel? (wrestling)

No babies for Katy Perry...and MORE!!!

NBA star Zach Randolph nailed for DUI. (videoblogging)

Eminem makes fun of Kim Kardashian in his latest video, and she likes it! (smack)

Octomom is getting a reality show. F*ck our lives. (bedhead)

A-List awards = Toga party! (ayyyy)

Katy Perry loves the No Baby Candy. (POTP)

Amy Winehouse shows St. Lucia her ta-ta's. (gabby)

Michael Lohan clears his schedule for his broken-hearted daughter. (bitten)

Todd Grisham replaces Tazz on the Smackdown! announce team? (wrestling)

New Eminem Song

Consider this the first "Dirty Toe Jam of the Week." I legit just decided to make this a brand new feature as I was starting this post. Every Friday (if I remember, that is), I'll pick my favorite song of the week. So this week is the new collaboration with Enimem, 50 Cent, and Dr. Dre called Crack a Bottle. I legit think Enimem is a genius, and even though I'm mostly a rock guy, I'll listen to his stuff ANY day of the week. So here it is, the world debut of the Dirty Toe Jam of the Week -- Eminem, Fiddy, and Dre...CRACK A BOTTLE!!!

Eminem's mom is a psychotic gold digger

Eminem's mother Debbie Nelson put out a "tell-all" book about a year ago called My Son Marshall, My Son Enimem: Setting the record straight on my life as Enimem's mother. When she first put the book out, she pretty much made Em sound like a total douchebag in the intro below, which was written for Debbie by author Annette Witheridge.

"After his first album, Infinite, flopped, he reinvented himself as white trailer trash with a crazy welfare mom. I was shocked when I first heard the lyrics… but he constantly reassured me it was all a big joke… I went along with it for Marshall’s sake." Nelson claims that after years of being attacked both verbally and physically by her son’s fans, she is through pretending. "This book is my way of setting the record straight. As a child, Em was a shy mama’s boy who was so jealous of his mother’s new man, he wouldn’t let him sleep with her on their wedding night; he beat his mother up up on his 23rd birthday; and was "so strung out," he doesn’t remember 1999 (the year he first married childhood sweetheart Kim)." Nelson then says in her book, "My son never intended for me to become an object of hatred."

One year later, she's speaking out about the book again. I'm assuming it's because she sucks at life and the book totally flopped and she's just trying even harder to make some cash off of her son's name. Check out her latest comments about how they've always been close.

There's nothing I wouldn't have done for my son. When he first went out there, pressing those tapes and stuff with the (1996) 'Infinite' album, I was passing them out to all of my limousine customers. He told me, 'Mom, "positive" is not selling.' When he went negative and had to be different and was very creative, he thought, 'I'll just attack mom because if I attack Kim's family they'll go after me and sue me. But if I attack my mother, it'll be different.' We were all surprised on that bill.

It's so easy to see right through this broad. She tried the vengeful mother approach and it did NOTHING to sell the book. Now she's trying the whole "I love and support my son and I'm a proud mother" approach to try and resurrect it. Coincidentally, around the Christmas season. What a greedy bitch.

The Nature Boy to style and profile again?!...and MORE!!!

Pink drops the hammer on Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson! (smack)

Christina Aguilera and her veiny boobs just look....not...good. (candy)

Liz Hurley and Scary Spice celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month by...well, letting them all hang out. (ayyyy)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just ruined Halloween. (POTP)

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back together because Jen's knocked up?! (gabby)

Halle Berry talks about her sex life. Pretty frickin graphically too. (bitten)

Eminem's book drops tomorrow!!! (yuddy)

Ric Flair returning to the ring?! (wrestling)

Celebrity Dirt -- Justin Timberlake's New Look!!!

Eminem signs contract to WRESTLE in the WWE!!!

This is one of those holy sh*t I hope it's true rumors!

Hey K-Fed wrestled a match for the WWE so why not Eminem? Apparantly Marshall has been hitting the gym hard, losing his doughboy weight, and building mass.

The rumor says that he's been taking private wrestling lessons and will debut for the WWE in three or four months!

What the hell can you say about this??? The story is enough of a joke. But it's true. I'm not making this up.

Eminem gained weight

So maybe you've heard it already. In case you haven't, here's a little recap:

Eminem has gained a good deal of weight since we last saw him.

He says he's been eating like poo for awhile and got off his workout regimen -- and because of this he's in hiding until he can shed the pounds.
He has a new album coming out pretty soon, so he better get going!

Slim Fast has reportedly offered Slim Shady a deal to be their spokesperson and they'd help him burn the fat. Word is, he'd rather marry and divorce Kim 100 times over.

Now you're up to date. What hasn't been seen until now is a picture of the new larger-model Eminem. Enjoy. Looks like a squirrel getting ready for winter. (And I'll leave out the obvious M&M punchlines that could have predictably followed.)

Eminem's Health Scare

Eminem has quite the health scare over the holidays! Sources say Eminem was rushed to Detroit area hospital for a serious heart condition and severe pneumonia. It's being reported Em's weight has ballooned over 200 lbs! Em's publicist gave this statement:

"Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was under doctor's care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home."

Get Well Soon!!