Sporty Spice is hot! (Oh yeah, she's knocked up too)...and MORE!!!

Britney only brushes her hair every 3 days? Ew. Maybe she should just shave it again. (smack)

What happened to equal rights?! Obama singled out, but it's sorta good this time around. (candy)

Parents, Olympic wrestling is NOT for your childrens' eyes. (ayyyy)

Da Brat sentenced to 3 years in jail. Hey, that's the first time she's been in the news since VH1's The Surreal Life! (POTP)

Spice Girl Melanie C is pregnant! (gabby)

Michael Phelps likes him some Rice. (bitten)

Randy Orton lied about motorcycle crash? (wrestling)

Yet another reason we are better than TMZ

So in case you've been living in a cave, that's American gymnast Shawn Johnson, who has totally kicked ass in Beijing this year at the Olympics. She helped the women's team earn a silver medal, landed a silver of her own in the all-around, and got herself some gold on the balance beam. Pretty big accomplishments for a 16-year-old girl, right? Most Americans have praised the hell out of her, and rightfully so.

Most Americans except the douchebags at TMZ.

Earlier this week, TMZ posted this picture comparison of Shawn to a rat used on the Ed Sullivan Show years ago. That rubbed A LOT of people the wrong way, and they responded with these hateful e-mails demanding they take it down.

We may talk smack about celebrities (okay, mostly just me), but we also congratulate people on their accomplishments, especially when it involves the USA. So TMZ, you bunch of trashbag bad Americans, we only got 2 words for ya...

Olympics Update

Call me a geek, but I love when the Olympics are on. First of all, TV sucks these days, plus they're just awesome to watch. Anyway, right now the US is tied with China in the medal count with 12, although 8 of China's medals are gold, while the US only has 3 golds. Michael Phelps is still kicking ass in the pool (2 of the 3 golds the US has gotten have involved him), and the American ladies gymnasts are looking to take the gold, but have a tough competitor in China.


Hacksaw Jim Duggan is rooting for the USA.