Dirk Nowitzki's crazy ex says she's knocked up with his baby

I ignored this story at first, but couldn't help but post something about it once I realized how f*cking bat sh*t crazy Dallas Mavericks' star Dirk Nowitzki's ex girlfriend is. Cristal Taylor, who was arrested a few days ago at Dirk's place, is claiming to the Dallas Morning News that she's knocked up with his baby and is hoping he'll step up and do the right thing.

I've known Dirk for seven years – and, no, I didn't tell him everything about my past because I was afraid. But, I mean, now I'm pregnant and alone and broke because he is my only source of income. I'm actually hoping that Dirk will step forward and help, once he reads the article.

There's actually not even proof yet that Cristal's baby is actually Dirk's, and I'm kinda thinking it isn't. There have been plenty of sources saying that this chick is legit loco en la cabesa. I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually more or less just a crazy ass fan who needs to be put in a padded cell. P.S. Does anyone else think they look alike?

Lee Ann Womack is sorta mentally unstable

During an interview with the Tennessean to plug her new album Call Me Crazy, Lee Ann Womack decided to share the top 10 craziest stuff she's done. Check it out:

Ten Crazy Things I've Done --by Lee Ann Womack:

1. Got knocked up by the "A&R" guy.
2. Called a certain radio station and asked them to please mail the term "country" back to me, since they clearly weren't using it.
3. Spray painted "You've never even heard country music" on the side of a Music Row building.
4. Threatened to "Nancy Kerrigan" a fellow female artist at an awards show.
5. Threatened to fire my entire band for going to bed earlier than I thought was necessary.
6. Made the whole band watch 'Night Calls' on the Playboy Channel with me.
7. Made the whole band read 'To Kill A Mockingbird' and give me a report on it.
8. Recorded 'The Westin Sessions' at the Westin Hotel in Times Square ... a project that included only songs making fun of other artists.
9. Threatened to give a certain Tennessean music critic "three swift kicks to the groin" after he wrote a mostly positive (but not all positive) review of 'There's More Where That Came From.'
10. Voted for George W. Bush ... twice.

This broad seriously sounds like she could be my best friend.