Ali Lohan pulled out of school by Mom

Everyone has been making a huge hulla-ba-loo about Ali Lohan being seen all over the place with her sister Lindsay over the last couple of weeks -- red carpets, Hawaii, and just out and about. They're not making a huge deal about her being with her sister though. They're making a huge deal about her NOT being in school. Her mom Dina cleared the air -- she's being home-schooled.

She is home schooled. I'm a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it's gotten difficult for Ali to be in school.

Two things: First off, if your average 15-year-old can survive in school and deal with bullying and being made fun of and shizz, then so can Ali. So basically, Ali and Dina are both crybaby p*ssies. Secondly, why is the topic of whether or not Ali is attending school an issue or not? I'm obviously not a huge Dina Lohan fan, but Ali is HER daughter -- why don't you let Dina take care of the motherly decisions involving her daughter, no matter how sucky they may be.

Lindsay Lohan gets even skinnier

I really feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. The fact that she's about as thin as a f*cking beanpole is just a cry for help, yet the only response she's getting is from gossip sites like us ripping her apart for looking like she could snap in half if someone smacked her on the ass. Maybe if her father wasn't an attention whore and her mother wasn't just a straight up whore, she'd be a little more mentally and physically healthy.

Really, someone get this girl some help. Because she's not a healthy weight right now, and this is definitely NOT sexy.

Dina Lohan comments on Lindsay's thin frame

Lindsay Lohan has been literally disappearing into thin air right before our eyes. And of course, the awesome bloggers we are, we've been blasting her for being anorexic and what not. Well, Dina Lohan has had enough, so listen up!!

I don't know why people care about other people's weight. I think they should look in their own mirror and stare at themselves. I'm a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, 'Eat more McDonald's.'

Someone needs to let Dina know that moron isn't spelt M-O-M.

Lindsay Vs Ali?

Is Ali Lohan sticking up for her Mom against her sister? Apparently Lindsay has tried to get in touch with Ali about the new reality show coming out starring Ali and her mom Dina called Living Lohan. Lindsay thinks it will send Ali's life into a downward spiral, she'll get involved in alcohol and drugs, and basically be the second coming of Lindsay.

Here's the question though. Does Lindsay really care about her sister's well-being, or does she just want to keep her little sister in her shadow?

And here's another question. Am I the only one that wants to be that petrified old lady's best friend? I kinda wanna wrap her up in a blanket and give her some warm milk.

Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Ali, has already had plastic surgery???

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's FOURTEEN YEAR OLD sister... is rumored to have had work done to her face already!!! FOURTEEN!!!

At 14 I was still waking up early to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Saturday mornings and my only concern was to figure out which girl I was going to have my friends call and ask out for me that week. Sure I had already dabbled in illegal drugs, but I lived in Vermont, cut me some slack.

Here's the before and after of Ali Lohan. Obviously colored contacts and a hair-dye job, but what has people talking is that it seems she's already had a lip job. Surgery or no surgery... that is the question.

I say "surgery." Her mom would give the family cat plastic surgery to stay in the dirt rags.

Mama Lohan speaks on Lindsay's nudey Marilyn Monroe pics

You know those Marilyn Monroe rip-off photos Lindsay Lohan did that have been popping up all over the net? [see visual aid in Melinda's post directly below this one.] Well of coarse the world was going to stop rotating until we heard Dina Lohan's take on them, so continue spinning world for here's mom's take:

"It was very tastefully done, I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."

Translation:

"She could buy a lot of cigarettes and whisky with the money she was paid to do those nudey wannabe pictures. I hope she shares with me. So if you look at it that way, it's awesome to be Lindsay's mother - because of the cigarettes and whisky. Now do you want me to do a naked photo spread because I will. I'm hungry for your attention."

It's a rough translation, but you get the gist.

Dina Lohan's Reality Show- How To Be A Good Mom?

Lindsay Lohan's Mom- Dina will begin taping a new reality show for E! on Oct 30 --- Now here is the IRONIC part, Dina says she is taping the show to empower women to be successful single mothers without compromising motherhood.. WHAT?

Am I mistaken or wasn't it her daughter who in just this past year; got stopped for a DUI, got caught with Cocaine, had multiple stays at a rehab, and just recently FIRED her mother as her manager? After all this Dina will be trying to empower women to be successful single Moms? What do you think about that?

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