We can see the bun in Gisele's oven...and MORE!!

Gisele's baby bump! (amygrindhouse)

Holy crap! My future wife Gina Carano hitting up Playboy?! (VBT)

John Edwards has a bastard child. (examiner)

Britney Spears is a f*cking bitch. (smack)

Pop Miley's cherry! No, seriously. I'm not even kidding. It's kinda creepy actually. (bedhead)

Kanye's ex gets naked. (POTP)

Jon Gosselin + Vegas = Pool Party! (gabby)

More deets on Rick Pitino affair. (bitten)

The Hardy Boyz Tour? (wrestling)

Gisele Bundchen London Fog ad

In her first shoot since announcing she was knocked up with Tom Brady's baby about a month ago, Gisele Bundchen laid out for a shoot with London Fog to promote their new fall line. In the pic, Gisele is only wearing a London Fog trench coat -- noticeably missing is her baby bump. Fear not though, friends. Gisele still is most definitely knocked up -- London Fog reps said they retouched the photos to "respect her privacy during this wonderful and personal time in her life."

Sweet...that means I can still name my fantasy football team "Brady's Babymakers."

Tom Brady squashes baby rumors

It's been a month or two since the Tom Brady and Gisele baby rumors started, but it took only one or two seconds for the QB to end them. While he was working out at the New England Patriots' training camp, interviewers asked him about rumors that he was going to be a father for the second time. Tom kept it short and sweet.

No. One is enough. I have dogs and that's all I need.

It's gotta be tough for him to not see his son since he's on the road and training for more or less half the year, but you gotta give the guy credit for not planting more seeds when he wouldn't be able to see the kids. Plus, Bridget Moynahan would probably castrate him.

Tami Farrell may replace Carrie Prejean...and MORE!!!

Last night I took too many sips of beer, now check out these Tips for some Monday cheer! (VBT)
Lindsay Lohan loves her some Adderall. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is Rey Mysterio Jr!! (smack)

Kate Moss' boyfriend isn't missing. (bedhead)

Gisele finds her boobs. (ayyyy)

Tami Farrell may become the new Miss California. (POTP)

Nick Cannon vs Eminem! I hope Em destroys him. (gabby)

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are Motherlovers. (bitten)

In a few weeks -- the return of Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyyyyyyyyy.....Kennedy. (wrestling)

Megan Fox talks Brian Austin Green...and MORE!!!

Taking a break from these Tips to think about how I wish I could sail pirate ships! (VBT)

Paris Hilton is single-handedly saving the UK economy. (amygrindhouse)

Does Gisele have Tom Brady's bun in the oven?! (smack)

Tons of red carpet pics from the Met Costume Gala. (bedhead)

Even Madonna's arms aren't this creepy. (ayyyy)

Kara DioGuardi will return as a judge for Idol next season. (POTP)

Megan Fox finally opens up about Brian Austin Green. (gabby)

Connie Culp received the first-ever face transplant in the US. Pics inside. (bitten)

The real reason Melina was pissed about being drafted to SmackDown! (wrestling)

Tom and Gisele get married...again

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen tied the knot for a second time over the weekend in Costa Rica. It was a pretty small ceremony with only about 50 people around, and some bullets. Yes, I said bullets. Because the security at the wedding was so insanely protective that they legit shot at a photographer's car who wouldn't give up their camera.

I'm a Pats fan, they're my hometown team...but I gotta say. I think Tom may turn into a total f*cking Hollywood pretty-boy douchebag. Just wait for it...

It's on!! Bridget Vs Gisele!!

Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned!! I gotta hand it to Bridget Moynahan -- through this whole Tom/Gisele thing, she's been pretty quiet and kept to herself, and hasn't really run her mouth about them at all. And she had every right to since Tom bailed on her just before it was made public that she was pregnant. But Gisele crossed the line the other day in a Vanity Fair interview. Here's what she said that pissed Bridget and her friends/family off.

It's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day . . . He's my little angel -- the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life. I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child -- I feel it is, 100 percent.

Just a recap -- Gisele called Bridget's child 100% her own. check out some of the backlash now, which is first coming from one of Bridget's friends.

If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever. Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion.

Oh it's on like Donkey Kong, baby!!

Tom and Gisele get hitched!

After months of rumors saying they were engaged, then they weren't, then they were married, then they weren't -- we can finally report that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundschen are OFFICIALLY man and wife. They got married yesterday in an insanely private ceremony in Los Angeles. Congrats!!

Makes you wonder if Bridget Moynahan is going to pull a Denise Richards. And it also makes ME wonder if he's gonna suck when he returns to his QB position next season for the Pats. Don't screw it up, Tommy!

Lisa Rinna answers the question "Do I shave?"...and MORE!!!

Bacon covered cheese fat. (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson is NOT an attractive pregnant woman. (smack)

Hello there, Brad Pitt's crotch. (candy)

Note to Lisa Rinna: If you're going to wear a dress with a ridiculously high slit, try wearing panties. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady and Gisele STILL aren't engaged! (POTP)

Prince Harry gets dropped by his girl! (gabby)

SAG award re-cap...red carpet pics and winners list! (bitten)

Royal Rumble results...Matt Hardy did what?!?! (wrestling)

Tom and Gisele engaged, version 2.0

A few weeks back, it was reported that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were engaged. Of course, in our efforts to bring you only true stories, Celebrity Dirt posted nothing about it because we didn't believe it. (Actually, we were just on Christmas Vacation and got too lazy to blog, but that's besides the point.) People is reporting that Tom and Gisele are engaged for real this time, and that Tom popped the question on Friday.

I'm just glad the Patriots franchised Matt Cassel. Tom Brady is one of the best QBs this decade, but I have a feeling he's going more the celebrity route like Tony Romo. I hope I'm wrong.

Tom and Gisele tying the knot?

New England Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady and his model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen were recently seen in New York City at the Tavern on the Green, where they said they're hoping to get married.

Hey Tom, why don't you focus on getting your knee back to 100% instead of being a 100% celebrity athlete.

Cheryl Burke is no fatty...and MORE!!!

Mischa Barton takes a huge dump on Victoria Beckham. (smack)

The Pussycat Dolls are recruiting...Sarah Palin!!! (candy)

Russell Crowe channels his inner Comic Book Guy! (ayyyy)

Cheryl Burke lays the smack down on the haters! (POTP)

Britney tells all in MTV Documentary!! (gabby)

Gisele appearing in Blackcowboy's new video. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley signs with MMA training camp!! (wrestling)

Coolest NFL Girlfriend...

Which NFL girlfriend would you pick?
	Gisele
	Kim K
	Jessica Simpson
pollcode.com free polls

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (and more)

Rachel Bilson still looks hot! Check out the hourglass figure!!! (POTP)

Gisele talks Tom Brady... and gets pretty much nekkid in GQ! (smack)

Amy Winehouse told by doctors to quit drugs or die. The public tells the doctors DUH! (gabby)

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (NOTE: He said it, NOT me!!!) (candy)

Michelle Obama was on "The View" this morning. Here's the video. (bitten)

Jennifer Morrison (of House) versus Paula Abdul: Foofy Boob Battle!!! (ayyyy)

This is the single greatest news of my life. I still have a shot. (fatback)

Is Shawn Michaels being drafted to Smackdown??? (wrestling)

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape! (and more)

PICTURE: Pop star looks like she was dressed by Edward Scissorhands! (ayyyy)

Oprah rubs "foreskin cream" on her face to stay young??? (circus)

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF: Katie Holmes is becoming Tom Cruise! (smack)

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape!!! (POTP)

Britney & K-Fed getting back together??? (popbytes)

Thanks to the magic of plastic surgery and highly-paid-fitness-gurus, Mariah Carey looks damn good. (gabby)

Tom Brady's girlfriend wear assless shorts!!! LOOK! (bitten)

New Kids On the Block back together --- NOW photos!!! (dlisted)

WWE wrestlers flip out at Kurt Angle in Orlando! (wrestling)

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape?

It was only a matter of time.

Phillipe is a popular upscale Chinese restaurant in the city. It's also a sex lair for the rich and famous. And where the celeb sex is happenin, security cameras (and seedy staff members) are watching.

“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people. Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.” A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, “for security purposes.”

Make a mental note: Don't order wine if ever at a Chinese joint called Phillipe. But Gisele and Sienna Miller suggest the egg rolls.

The higher-ups at the restaurant assure us that all tapes are destroyed. But I'd keep an open eye on the internet for Tom Brady's romp. I'm sure it would pay a lot more than bussing tables.

What means most in life to Tom Brady???

What means most to Tom?

A) His 3 Superbowl rings
B) Having a meaningful relationship with his soulmate
C) His work to help raise money for various charities
D) Always making sure he has that "cool guy stubble" going for him

I'm going with D.

FIRST LOOK of Tom Brady's Baby!!!

OK Fine so you can't exactly SEE the baby... but... rest assured that little John Edward Thomas is in there somewhere. Also rest assured he's definitely NOT sporting a "supermodel" onesie!

By the way I never thought it was a tacky gift until right now. There was so much coverage on all the blogs that Gisele sent Bridget the onsie with the word "supermodel" sprawled across the front of it, and how she was a horrible human being for sending it to her. I thought it was a bit of an over-reaction. I mean, she DID send it in a basket filled with A THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of baby stuff. I think with that much in there, you can excuse a $15.00 cheesy onesie. I mean... it's better than "I may be in a diaper, but I'm in charge" and some of the other lame-o onesies that're customary.

BUT I forgot one thing... he's a boy. "Supermodel" is a tad tacky. Unless he's wearing a feather boa as an accessory. Then it's cool.