Dirty Thoughts with Brooke Hogan and her friend

Brooke: "I feel kinda funny."

Friend: "Hehehe, I roofied that bitch."

Brad Pitt talks pot...and MORE!!

Brad Pitt talks smoking up. (amygrindhouse)

Britney looks SMOKIN' in a pink bikini. (smack)

Rob Zombie talks Halloween and Werewolf Women. (bedhead)

Mischa Barton looks like a total f*cking mess. (ayyyy)

Brooke Hogan trashes Cassie, Beyonce, and Heidi Montag. (POTP)

Michael Phelps admits he boozed up before his car crash. (gabby)

Video of Gina Carano's fight on Saturday night. Sadness. (bitten)

Celebs in talks to be RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)

Penelope Cruz has a bun in the oven?? ..and MORE!!

Penelope Cruz knocked up? (amygrindhouse)

Ryan O'Neal's son rips him a new assh*le. (smack)

Quentin Tarantino rocks the cover of Esquire. (agentbedhead)

Mischa Barton rocks her psych ward onesie? (ayyyy)

Chris Brown and Rihanna back together?! (POTP)

Nobody gives a f*ck about Jon and Kate Plus 8 anymore. (gabby)

Bam Margera trying to save his marriage. (bitten)

Brooke Hogan heading to WWE?! (wrestling)

Brooke Hogan "Dear Mom"

For the record, I could give a sh*t less about Brooke Hogan's musical career because frankly I think she sounds the female version of Sanjaya, and looks more manly than he does too. But the fact that she wrote a song that puts her cradle-robbing mother Linda on blast makes me a happy, happy man. So check out Brooke's Dear Mom below.

Brooke Hogan talks bikinis and Playboy

With her reality show, Brooke Knows Best, actually kicking some ass on VH1 and a brand new album called Redemption, Brooke Hogan actually seems like her star is finally starting to rise a bit. She sat down for an interview recently with our friends at PopEater, and talked about a lot, including rocking a bikini and a possibly Playboy spread.

I like being more clothed, but for some reason, everybody wants to put me in a bikini. Every photographer, every director. I'm like, 'Why?' I don't look like Claudia Schiffer. I've been born and raised on the beach, so I don't really see being in a bikini as sexy or sex appeal. I just relate it to sand and ocean and not Playboy. To me, sexy is more attitude and confidence and stuff. [But] everything is possible. I don't know how I'm going to feel [about Playboy] when I'm 30 or 40. I might need a little ego boost, so I'm always open to it.

Brooke is one of those girls that can look REALLY good sometimes, and absolutely HORRIBLE other times. But I have a feeling to tone down her body type, if she DID rock a Playboy spread, she'd get photoshopped like crazy. Then the Hulkster would legit rip people's arms off and use them to beat peeps to death if they bought the mag.

Brooke Hogan says mom stabbed her in the back

Brooke Hogan and her mom Linda used to be attached at the hip, but once Linda and Hulk decided to get a divorce and Linda started banging someone YOUNGER than Brooke, things haven't quite been the same. There's been a sh*t ton of mudslinging going on between the two, with Brooke accusing her mother of taking drugs with her new boyfriend (keyword BOY, not man) Charley Hill, and Linda calling Brooke a liar and a pawn in her father's game of power plays. Brooke talked to E! News about all of the drama and how she can't trust her own mother anymore.

It's hard, because it plays with your heart. I look at the things she's released and said about me and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again? I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. [And that makes it kind of] like a break-up. You don't talk to them anymore, you don't see them, you don't have anything to do with them. I personally don't like [Charley]. He's getting suicide doors for his Mazda and getting ski trips to Big Bear and getting new clothes from Hurley and Roxy and Quicksilver and stuff. I don't know why my mom would even fall for it.

Linda seriously seems cracked out of her mind, and the fact that she'd call her own daughter a liar and choose a 19-year-old piece of ass over her own daughter says what that ugly ass clown is really all about.

Hogan family update

On the Season 2 premiere of Brooke Knows Best that aired on Sunday, the show got emotional and heavy, which it doesn't usually do. Brooke was visiting her father for the weekend and met his new girlfriend (who looks EXACTLY like his daughter) Jennifer. After an awkward dinner, Brooke and Jen clicked and then decided to go out for a ride on the Hulkster's boat the next day. They ended up riding by their old house, which made Brooke and Hulk both break down, especially after Hulk said that he "spent 30 years destroying my body to build that house, and now some kid that's 19 years old lives there." A lot of people are thinking that the tears were fake, which I really don't believe at all. They seemed pretty genuine. It was also revealed that Brooke hasn't really talked to her mother Linda in over 6 months, mainly because of her relationship with 19-year-old Charley. But Linda thinks it'll work out in the end.

I did not plan on this happening, my life has been totally turned upside down. He is 19, he will be 20. I had no idea how old he was, he was just a guy that I met on the beach that was cute. I thought he was 27 or 28 when I met him, I didn't know. We just had a lot in common and started talking. He really gave me hope. I hate to have this come between us, because I have been there for the kids and I have been there for Brooke. I just feel such a loss, but I know that I'm going to get it back.

How you can date someone that's the same age as your kid (Charley and Nick are the same age) boggles my f*cking mind, and I don't think I'd talk to a parent either if they were banging someone my age. Plus, it's not like Linda is actually attractive -- she cakes on more makeup than a clown.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 KILLS in the ratings...and MORE!!!

I wish I was eating some Cape Cod Chips while checking out these Tips! (VBT)

Check out some celebrity relationships put through the ringer! (examiner)

Brooke Hogan's cover art for her new album looks like a pile of colorful buffalo sh*t. (amygrindhouse)

Attention-Whore-Punch-Out! Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan will box it out! (smack)

Survey says? Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation sucks. (bedhead)

Katie Holmes for First Lady. (ayyyy)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere becomes the most watched TLC episode ever. Which just goes to show America loves watching other peoples' misery. (POTP)

Holy bouncing boobies, Batman! Hugh Hefner is selling Playboy! (gabby)

Demi Moore is really 8-years-old. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injures himself in his first match back from injury. (wrestling)

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Joe Jonas tells kids that pain pills are candy...and MORE!!!

Boston Red Sox announcer Jerry Remy diagnosed with lung cancer again. (VBT)

Victoria Beckham strips down for Armani. (amygrindhouse)

Happy 21st birthday, Brooke Hogan! Too bad you look like a 45-year-old tranny. (smack)

Would you want Lady GaGa's crazy ass at your 19th birthday party? This kid does. (bedhead)

Tom Hanks wants YOU! (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin speaks on Jon's possible affair. She kinda sounds like a disappointed mother more than a pissed off wife. (POTP)

Joe Jonas was a drug dealer?! FTW!! (gabby)

Miss California goes from getting questioned about gay marriage to getting porn offers. (bitten)

Batista retiring?! (wrestling)

Leave Brooke Hogan a voicemail!!

So, I was checking up on my MySpace page when I saw a bulletin from Brooke Hogan about calling her. Of course I was curious as hell and figured that Brooke was just pulling a Flo-Rida and giving out her actual number, but that's not the deal. Brooke set up a Say-Now account (whatever the hell that is) so her fans can call and leave her a message. I got curiosu and called the number, and it's the standard message: "Bla bla bla, welcome to my account...yadda yadda yadda, my album drops soon...leave me a message."

If you're interested in calling to leave Brooke-tini a message, dial up her account at (305) 600-5223. It just dawned on me to leave her a voicemail plugging the hell out of Celebrity Dirt. Then again, she may not like seeing that I've called her man-like before.

Brooke Hogan has a new boyfriend

Brooke Hogan hit up the beach the other day to film her brand new music video with her new boyfriend Yannique Barker, better known as the rapper Stack$. I really can't remember how he was referenced, but Stack$ either appeared or was talked about in an episode of either Hogan Knows Best or Brooke Knows Best, but I think they were just friends back then. Either way, they're dating now, and he's a midget compared to her.

Hehe...midgets.

"Dirty Quotes" with Brooke Hogan

"What's that? I actually kinda look like a hot chick and not an Amazon dude? Why thank you! How about after we finish shooting this music video, we go shoot another video in my bedroom?"

Hulkster watches Brooke-tini pole dance

Listen, I don't want to start any rumors, but something has crossed my mind and I'm just going to say it. I think it's possible that there's a little incest going on between Hulk Hogan and his daughter Brooke. Now I'm not saying they're actually doing anything sexual, but I think Hulk has a crush on his daughter. Or thoroughly enjoys her body. There was that pic last year where he was seen rubbing oil on his Brooke's ass, and now the other day, he watched Brooke pole dance. For a father who used to get pissed off when his daughter went out of the house in a skirt (at least that's how he acted on Hogan Knows Best), I wouldn't expect him to watch his daughter dance and grind on a pole. But he was in attendance for Brooke's performance at the Ocho Calle Latin festival in Miami over the weekend watch his daughter go all stripper for the audience.

For the record, I was going to post all the pics of her from the festival, but I figured this one, horrid shot was going to do enough damage to your retinas.

Britney and Justin meet up and get awkward...and MORE!!!

Ever wonder what Boy George looks like without makeup? (smack)

I swear, Brooke Hogan's boobs get bigger every time I see a new pic of her. (candy)

Katie Holmes reminds me a lot of Cleopatra. (ayyyy)

Britney and Justin awkwardly reunite! (POTP)

David Archuleta proves that fame doesn't break you a first kiss. (gabby)

Sienna Miller is a drunk ass mess. (bitten)

Kevin Nash blogs from the hospital. (wrestling)

Brooke Hogan hangs out with...Mr. Belding?!

I've seen a lot of odd and random pairings in my day, but nothing seems as messed up as Brooke Hogan singing karaoke with Dennis Haskins (better known as Mr. Belding from Saved By the Bell.) Check out the video below.

Watch more Mr. Belding and Brooke Hogan Sing Karaoke videos on AOL Video

Now, a list of things come to mind:
1) WHY is Dennis Haskins hanging out with Brooke Hogan?
2) WHO told these 2 they could actually sing?
3) If I ever get as fat as Mr. Belding, someone...please run me over with a mack truck.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Brooke Hogan

"Oh yeah. I'm totally getting some ass after this gig."

Nick Hogan being released today

Nick Hogan is scheduled to be released from jail today, three months earlier than he's supposed to. Apparently the Hogans' have been getting a lot of crap for Nick being released early, saying how it's not fair, but the Hulkster said Nick did several jobs around the jail as part of a program where you basically earn time for an early release. His sister Brooke also through up a blog on her Myspace page about Nick's release.

I just can't wait to see my Nicky! I'm gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! He's been living on bread and potatoes so far and I know some Mac-n-Cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL! All I ask is, instead of making this harder and putting evil things out there, you pray for John, and for us, and leave words of inspiration. John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be OK again. I know his strength, and I know he can do it with our prayers.

What doesn't she understand about the situation? John Graziano is a vegetable right now because of the crash, all because Nick drove like an a-hole. Did Nick's jailtime seriously teach this family NOTHING?! The odds of John walking again are damn near impossible -- his face was crushed from the crash. He's been a vegetable since it happened over a year ago. Are they incapable of grabbing the concept of reality? This isn't some pre-planned wrestling match the Hulkster is in, and it's not Hogan Knows Best or Brooke Knows Best. It's life. It's reality. And they have one f***ed up view of it.

No Playboy for Brooke-tini

Back in July, Hugh Hefner apparently made an offer to Brooke Hogan for her to pose in Playboy. 3 months later, Brooke has finally turned the offer down, saying it's just not the right time.

Brooke, there's never not a right time to get nekkid.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Brooke Hogan

"Mmmm...I love me some big balls. But they're not as big as my fake boobs."

Brooke Hogan = Lesbian?

Brooke Hogan should really watch what/how she says stuff, because then a-holes like me will bend her words all the wrong way. Here's what she was overheard saying while hosting a party at Strike Miami bowling alley the other day.

What love life? I'm not gay but I might as well be. I'm the [woman] of the group [when it comes to my roommates]. We live a gay lifestyle.

If Brooke-tini ever comes out of the closet, just remember...you heard it here first.