Carrie Prejean book deal

The world was pretty much done a favor when Carrie Prejean's annoying ass was dethroned from her Miss California seat after failing to fully meet the obligations that come with the crown. Unfortunately, it's not going to be the last we hear from her. The broad has a book deal where she'll air her dirty laundry in a tell-all called Still Standing. There's no release date on the book, but apparently some of the topics covered are going to include behind the scenes crap at the Miss America pageant, why she answered Perez Hilton's question the way she did (as if we haven't heard the answer to that 40 f*cking times already), and what she thinks really led to hear losing the crown (we've heard this before, too.)

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Carrie Prejean e-mail hacked

You know by know that Carrie Prejean lost her Miss California crown for failing to meet the standards and commitments laid down by the Miss California pagentry (or whatever the hell that shizz is called). Just two days after she was removed as Miss Cali and Tami Farrell took over, copies of e-mails between Carrie and Keith Lewis (who works in PR for the Miss Cali pageantry shizz) -- and she seriously comes off as the most stuck up bitch ever. Just check out one of the e-mails she sent below and see what I mean.

From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

What a f*cking b*tch, huh? Check out the rest of the e-mail exchange here -- heads up, you gotta read from bottom to top for it to make sense.

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Shanna Moakler quits as director of Miss California pageant

Shanna Moakler handed in her resignation as the director of the Miss California USA pageant yesterday -- just a day after Donald Trump announced that Carrie Prejean would be able to keep her crown. Shanna said her reason for leaving is that she can't stay in a position for something she "no longer believes in."

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.

Honestly, I'm starting to get as annoyed writing about Carrie as I do writing about Speidi. This shouldn't even be an issue anymore and shouldn't have been one in the first place. Perez Hilton asked her a question then whined like the little bitch he is when he didn't get the answer he wanted to hear. Like I said before -- I have just as much right to be in support of gay marriage as Carrie has to be in support of what her dumb blonde ass calls "opposite marriage." And as far as her topless pics go -- I think Cassie said it best. It's not like we haven't all seen a t*tty before.

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Carrie Prejean says she was tempted by Satan

Miss California Carrie Prejean was a guest on James Dobson's Focus on the Family radio program on Monday morning and was of course asked about the gay marriage question that Perez Hilton sprung on her at the Miss USA pageant.

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

Okay, Carrie is being just as big of a drama queen as Perez, and it's getting annoying. Tempted by Satan with the question? God was in her head? Are you f*cking kidding me? This broad is soaking this attention up for all it's worth.

Carrie Prejean allowed to keep her Miss California title

Donald Trump LOVES him some boobies!! And he proved it by saying that Carrie Prejean's topless pics were "no big deal" at a press conference he just held in New York City about whether or not Carrie would be stripped of her title as Miss California. The Donald said he sees nothing wrong with the pics and he's allowing Carrie to keep her title.

Perez Hilton is PISSED! And we LOVE it! And we LOVE boobies too!! Donald is the sh*t!

More topless pics of Carrie Prejean surface!!

Talk about horrible timing for Carrie Prejean. Donald Trump will rule today on whether or not Carrie will be stripped of her Miss California crown for topless photos of her coming out last week. Her defense was that she was modeling lingerie, and to her credit, she had her ta-ta's covered up....UNTIL NOW! Check out the new pics that surfaced of her today that were taken BEFORE her boob job. As part of the Miss USA pageant, all contestants are required to report any topless/nude photos they've taken, and not only did Carrie NOT report the first round of ones that came out, but she definitely didn't report these (especially since in recent interviews, she said she took "no other topless photos" at all.) She's f*cked.

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Miss California Carrie Prejean is dating Michael Phelps

While Perez Hilton is still being a total drama queen and bitching and moaning about Miss California's answer to his question at the Miss USA pageant this past Sunday night, more news about Carrie Prejean is coming out -- she's dating the human fish made of gold. She's been linked to Olympic Champion Michael Phelps recently, and it's her grandmother dishing the dirt. She says Michael calls her granddaughter whenever he's in town and they go out to baseball games and what not, but awkwardly enough, Grandma Prejean says Michael is still a ladies' man.

Hey man, if I was 24 and an Olympic Champion, I'd show all the girls where I keep my gold medals, too. (Then again, that's coming from a 25-year-old pudgy kid who couldn't get a date to his senior prom, so take it for what it's worth.)

A clarification on why I'm furious about Perez Hilton vs Miss California

While I was posting links, I hit up AmyGrindhouse to grab a link from her and decided to read her take on the whole Perez/Miss Cali situation. I think in my last post about this situation, I wasn't really clear as to why I'm pissed. I think Perez is a douchebag by proxy (meaning I'll always think he's a douche), and it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation. If you remember, I posted that everyone should shoot down Prop 8 and allow gay marriage to be legal not only in California, but all over. The following is the post that I threw up on Amy's page.

Here is where you may stop loving me (assuming you actually do hahaha).

Let me preface by saying, I’m all for equal rights and gay marriage and was pissed when Prop 8 was passed. That being said, Carrie answered the question honestly. That, I respect. Granted, she could’ve answered it a little more…less bluntly?

Here’s what pisses me off. Not that she can’t articulate well (opposite marriage? Isn’t that divorce?) or make sense (clearly there’s NO choice to have same sex or heterosexual marriages since only 4 states allow it), but that Perez offered alternate answers that DIDN’T answer the question. He pretty much said an acceptable answer would’ve been one that beat around the bush and avoided the question. THAT’S what sets me off.

So I'll actually AGREE with Perez that she could've answered the question differently, but by different I mean less harsh, not totally beating around the bush. Smell what I'm cookin' my peeps?

Miss California pisses off Perez Hilton at Miss USA pageant

I'm honestly trying to figure out why this is such a huge deal, but I shall blog about it anyway. During the Miss USA pageant that aired on Sunday night, Miss California was asked a question by Perez Hilton about whether she thinks same-sex marriage should be allowed in all states, considering Vermont just became the 4th state to allow it. To her credit, Miss California (Carrie Prejean) answered truthfully and honestly that she felt marriage was to be between only a man and a woman. Check out the video of it below.



Perez has sh*t posted all over the Internet and all over his website (which I REFUSE to link to here) saying how she could've answered the question correctly "as Miss USA and not as Carrie Prejean." Well I got a news flash, Perez. She WASN'T Miss USA yet, and every answer you said she could've given didn't answer the question!! Examples of Perez's answers were something like, "Well, Perez, that's a very good question and a relevant topic right now. I feel that it should be up to the states and the legislation to decide this, since it's such a hot and sensitive topic." THAT'S NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION, IT'S AVOIDING IT!!

Long story short, Perez, if you don't wanna hear an answer you might not like, don't ask the f*cking question. You asked her the question and she answered it honest and straight up, then you give her sh*t for giving a straight answer and NOT giving a BS'ing avoiding answer? You're a f*cking tool.