Jessica Simpson heartbroken...and MORE!!

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New Alice in Wonderland pics. (amygrindhouse)

Paul McCartney on Letterman -- show airs TONIGHT! (smack)

Megan Fox wants you to sit on it and rotate. (bedhead)

Nice genie pants, Rachel Bilson. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson is a mess over her breakup with Tony Romo. (POTP)

Dave Chappelle rocks Pioneer Square. (gabby)

Mary J. Blige is BACK! Check out her vid with T.I. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy/Anderson update! (wrestling)

T.I. is NOT married

Since T.I. started his jail sentence in Arkansas, rumors have been flying like crazy saying that he and his longtime girlfriend Tameka Cottle got secretly married. T.I.'s rep has come out to say that the rumors are not true. T.I. and Tameka have 2 sons together, King and Major, on top of the 3 other kids T.I. has and the other daughter Tameka has. Even though they aren't married, T.I. is crazy about his lady.

She's very important. She means to me what my mother meant to me as a kid-somebody that you know [is] consistently there, has your best interests at heart, and if ain't nobody else there in the world...[she's going to] be there.

Makes you wonder if they're gonna tie the knot once he gets out of the slammer. Either that, or whether T.I. will knock her up again during a conjugal visit.

Dirty Toe Jam of the Week!!

Didn't forget it this week!! Peep this...it's been out for a hella long time, but I'm STILL feeling it. T.I. and Rihanna tag teaming for Live Your Life!!!

More celebrity reactions to Chris Brown/Rihanna situation

A few more celebrities have offered their reactions about Chris Brown's bitch ass beating Rihanna. Check them out below. (And just a heads up, I'll be posting a pic of a beaten Rihanna in a little while...and you won't believe how horrible she looks.)

Roseanne Barr: "Chris Brown uses language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid mother or girlfriend around uses. His lies and excuses make me want to beat the crap out of him."

Christian Siriano: "You know what? I've met Rihanna, she's kind of a diva. I don't think anybody deserves that, but I feel bad for them ... there has to be something that she did to provoke it ... You can't hit a woman."

Kanye: "All I want to say is, it's so devastating. Just as a person, I don't care how famous she is or even if she just worked at McDonald's .. [abuse] should never happen. It should never come to that place."

Kim Kardashian: "I am in shock Rihanna and Chris canceled on this year's Grammy show! I was SO looking forward to seeing both of them. They were essentially going to be the prom queen and king this year!" (Clearly she's a dumbass.)

T.I.: "He cool, you know. I guess he a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris." (He later backtracked on the comments, saying that he spoke too quickly without knwoing the entire situation.)

T.I. teaches Shakespeare

I'm sure you've all seen the ads for it on MTV over the last couple weeks, but T.I. has a new reality show that just started about his final 45 days before he has to serve a prison sentence for a year and a day. Road to Redemption follows T.I. trying to change the lives of 7 troubled kids, including an Atlanta drug dealer named Pee Wee, who said he'd rather be an actor than a dealer. So T.I. gives him a dose of Romeo and Juliet.

If T.I. is doing this because he knows he screwed up and he doesn't want people to follow the same path he did, then that's seriously awesome. But part of me is thinking this is just a publicity stunt so he can look like a good guy before he hits the slammer, or so he can try to get a reduced sentence. You can check out the first episode of Road to Redemption below.

T.I.'s Road To Redemption Ep. 101: The Road Starts Here

Rihanna teams up with T.I. at VMAs!

The VMAs saw A LOT of random combos and collaborations, including Rihanna coming back after totally killing it with her hit Disturbia to open the show, and performing with T.I. for his jam Live Your Life. I loved these little collaborations and I think if MTV is smart, they'll do it again next year. Plus it seriously seemed like all the artists were having a blast. Check it out!