Fran Drescher wants to be Hillary Clinton...and MORE!!!

People still think Mariah Carey is knocked up. (smack)

Tom Cruise and Spencer Pratt are buddies and talk about marriage. (candy)

Is it me, or do you feel the need to just slap Pamela Anderson right in the face? (ayyyy)

Bet you didn't know that Britney Spears video double is a gay man. (POTP)

Another naked Kardashian. At least it's for a good reason this time. (gabby)

Fran Drescher wants to go from The Nanny to the Senate. (bitten)

Don't call it a comeback for Tom Cruise. (yuddy)

Joey Styles lays out JBL with one punch..NOT a storyline!! (wrestling)

Mischa gets secret treatment...and MORE!!!

Christina's lucky she smells good, because she's not looking all that great. (smack)

Samuel L. Jackson, an advocate for boobies in movies! (candy)

Lily Allen is wearing your mom's bedspread. (ayyyy)

Fran Drescher is on Team Gay and Lesbian! (POTP)

Kate Hudson is divorced and living with her ex-husband. That hussy! (gabby)

Mischa Barton and her cottage cheese thighs secretly hit up rehab. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy going under the knife! (wrestling)