Let's start today off with a quote from Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne "Don't call me The Rock or I'll give you the People's Elbow" Johnson sat down for an interview with Moviefone about his upcoming movie Race to Witch Mountain, and touched on his last on-screen kiss real quick.

(Steve Carell) is up there as the last on-screen kiss that anyone's seen me do. However, he is bumped off by a kiss that nobody has seen me do [yet]. But I look forward to the day that Steve Carell is bumped off that plateau. I will say, however, that he does have one of the softest pair of lips that I've ever kissed. It's so important.

Now don't judge The Rock for enjoying some man-love or he'll layeth the smacketh down on your roody poo candy ass...IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!! (Sorry, I had to.)

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson dating a rock star's daughter

Finally...The Rock...HAS DECIDED...to rob the cradle. Dwayne is currently dating 24-year-old Lauren Hashian, who happens to be the daughter of Sib Hashian, the drummer for the band Boston.

They met while Dwayne was in Boston shooting The Game Plan in 2006, and were seen out together all the time. He even went to Lauren's home in Lynnfield, MA for dinner and to meet the parents.

But does that mean he cheated on his then-wife, Dany Garcia? He was out with Lauren in the summer of 2006, but his separation from Dany wasn't announced until June 2007. Which really only means one thing...

If he really did cheat on his wife, then the Rock is a roody poo, candy ass.

I Wish I was Steve Carrell

Supposedly he makes out with THE ROCK, Mr. Dwayne Johnson, in the upcoming movie, GET SMART. Johnson recently spoke of the kiss in a recent interview, "It was like -- you know, you ever had, like a warm apple pie with that cold ice cream, too? And you find that balance, where you're like [utters disgusting sound]. Hey, it was great, it was great. Not too many men can say that. I had a nice big lip lock with Steve Carell. It was great. The length I go, the committed actor - Jake Gyllenhaal did it. Will Smith did it. I thought it was my turn to kiss a man."

Hahaha sigh he's as witty as he is amazingly hottttt.... doesn't that pic speak wonders? hahahahahahaha o wow I need to stop

The Rock's divorce is final

Finally, The Rock has come back....to singlehood.

Just about one year after announcing his seperation from wife Dany Garcia, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's divorce proceedings are officially finished, and he's back on the market.

According to the agreement, both Dwayne and Dany will put $5,000 every month into a trust fund for their 7-year-old daughter Simone that will be used for private schooling, college, and other expenses. On top of that, Dwayne also has to fork over $22,454 every month in child support.

Let me break it down for us not upper class people. I don't make in a year what the Rock will be spending in a month just on his daughter alone.