Anna Faris Chris Pratt married

Congrats goes out to Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, who tied the knot on the mega down-low back on July 9 in Bali (not the Fitness Club). They were engaged for about a year before their very small and quiet wedding a month ago.

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Anna Faris gets married in Hawaii. (amygrindhouse)

Jon Gosselin moving out? (examiner)

Kendra Wilkinson and her boobs have a bachelorette party. (smack)

St. Lucia doesn't wanna get Winehoused. (bedhead)

Sean Connery just got more boring. (ayyyy)

Lauren Conrad calls Spencer Pratt a liar. (POTP)

Miley joins the JoBros on stage. (gabby)

Simon Cowell admits mistakes. (bitten)

Candice Michelle fired! (wrestling)

Kara DioGuardi one-ups Bikini Girl...and MORE!!!

Angelina Jolie has DS lips, now check out these Tips. (VBT)

Anna Faris likes to drink with little kids. (amygrindhouse)

Video of Kara DioGuardi OWNING Bikini Girl on Idol last night. (smack)

Fans LOVE those Basterds. (bedhead)

Rihanna has a new boyfriend that's an old boyfriend NOT named Chris Brown! (POTP)

Alyssa Milano sends sexy text to San Francisco Giants' pitcher Randy Johnson. (gabby)

Beth Ditto scares people. (bitten)

Matt Hardy hints that Jeff Hardy re-signed with WWE?! (wrestling)

Ashlee Simpson pregnant again?!?!...and MORE!!!

Even celebs get acne! (VBT)

Anna Faris looks HOT in Nylon magazine. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem rocks Jimmy Kimmel! (smack)

Trent Reznor is p*ssy-whipped. (bedhead)

Christian Bale talks smack to a Machine. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz knocks up Ashlee again?! (POTP)

Green Day almost quit music back in the day! (gabby)

Helen Phillips Got Milk? ad campaign! (bitten)

Ric Flair returns at Judgment Day last night and will be on RAW tonight! (wrestling)

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Anna Faris fattening up for her wedding

Most women diet and exercise like crazy with the summer months around the corner. Most women also bust their ass to lose a ton of weight so they can look all sexified for their wedding. Anna Faris isn't most women. Anna has always been known to have a smokin' hot body (I refer you to the picture of her wearing not much from House Bunny), but now that she's got a fella she's marrying (Chris Pratt, this summer), she's shoving whatever she wants down her throat. (Yes, I realize I just lobbed you a meatball to hit out of the park. Have fun with it.)

Now that I have a man, I'm like, 'Oh, I don't have to try anymore!' Now I can eat! We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiancé is an incredible eater, and so he's really fun to feed, and it's great to share some wine and watch a movie. He's always like, 'Baby, don't lose that butt!'

Now, while I'm totally down with a girl who isn't gonna make me eat tofu and drink grasswheat juice, going from a smokin' body to a sumo wrestler isn't exactly a turn-on. And I'm sure she's not gonna get THAT out of hand with it, which makes it badass that she's the kind of girl that can relax and not ask, "Do I look fat in this?!" every 5 seconds. And to any chick that asks that question -- yes, you do. Now stop asking.

Anna Faris gets nude in movie

Even though it's been out for a little while, apparently in The House Bunny, Anna Faris gets naked. I had no desire to see this flick before, but I have a major crush on Anna, and I'm a guy. Why WOULDN'T I want to see her flash her goods around?

Anyway, off of me being a scumbag guy. Apparently it was a really big deal for her, which I can understand. I mean, it's not like I randomly walk around taking my clothes off for just anyone (well actually...), but she was raised in a really conservative home, so it was definitely a step out of her comfort zone. But I'm glad she did.

Anna Faris on the red carpet

I gotta say, as smokin' hot as Anna Faris is in The House Bunny, she looked girl-next-door-gorgeous on the red carpet at the premiere for the movie. I'm so used to seeing her with ditzy expressions on her face in movie roles that my jaw dropped when I saw her in this picture. She's rockin' a nice dress and looks amazing.

And this is the first, last, and only time you'll ever hear me get all fashionista-like about a dress.

Naked chicks, Transformers undies, and MORE!!

Anna Kournikova may suck at tennis (and Enrique Iglesias...hey-ohhh!), but she sure knows how to rock a bikini. (smack)

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida daddy. (candy)

I'd put $20 down saying Shia LaBeouf wears Transformers underwear. (ayyyy)

Anna Faris has a nude scene in The House Bunny. Life is good. (POTP)

Matt Damon becomes a daddy for the second time, and the baby name isn't too bad! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson gives fellas (and some ladies) even more reason to drink. (bitten)

Mike Adamle will start wrestling soon?! (wrestling)