Brad Pitt talks pot...and MORE!!

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Mischa Barton looks like a total f*cking mess. (ayyyy)

Brooke Hogan trashes Cassie, Beyonce, and Heidi Montag. (POTP)

Michael Phelps admits he boozed up before his car crash. (gabby)

Video of Gina Carano's fight on Saturday night. Sadness. (bitten)

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Sherri Shepherd's shoutout to Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (bitten)

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Cheech and Chong talk marijuana

Cheech and Chong got their mainstream popularity for being the biggest potheads in Hollywood, and they put out a bunch of hilarious movies about smoking up. All this week, VH1 has been paying tribute to them and other celebs (like Muhammed Ali and Andy Warhol) who have had an impact on our culture today with their Lords of the Revolution series. Cheech and Chong ended up talking about their views on medicinal marijuana and legalizing pot.

Do people tend to forget the medicinal argument of pot?

Chong: "Before the '30s and they had the Jim Crow bigoted approach to life, pot was considered a medicine. It wasn't until it became an ethnic thing -- Mexicans smoking it -- it was called hemp right until they criminalized it. Then they called it marijuana. And they call it marijuana, but the only plant that gets you high is the female plant... so it's not only a racist law, it's a sexist law."

So you think legalization is possible?

Cheech: "I think it'll be legalized sooner rather than later. It's a key towards our economic recovery."

Chong: "There are some things, Republicans will always tell you they don't want government involved, well this is a good place where it should not be involved. Because how can you tax something that grows like a weed? It's like taxing dandelions. So what happens, pot puts the population into a nice, mellow mood. And no one shops harder than someone on pot. I've bought stuff that I've still never took out of the package. So potheads are not only mellow, they spend money. That's what the economy needs. You don't need bankers hiding money in Switzerland and offshore. You need consumers, and that's what pot does. Pot makes everyone a consumer. The food industry alone owes a lot to pot."

Cheech: "And the large majority of prisoners in the U.S. are in there for drugs. Just imagine the economic implications if they weren't."

Jamie Waylett sentenced

Harry Potter star Jamie Waylett was finally sentenced yesterday for growing some of the ganja in his mom's house. Jamie only received 120 hours of community service after he pleaded guilty to the charges. The judge said that Jamie's gardening endeavors were "small scale" and said that Jamie's "good character" also played a role in the reduced sentence.

Sweet...I'm a good kid, so can I grow some weed and get off with just having to serve soup at a homeless shelter? Hell, I apparently used to invite bums to lunch at my house when I was a kid anyway.

Hailey Glassman pics

We got our hands on these pics through Radar Online of Jon Gosselin's new girl Hailey Glassman partying up. You can see her taking shots in one pic, and smoking up in another. Classy broad, huh?

Hailey Glassman mugshot

We got our hands on a mugshot of Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, who's actually quite the little pothead. Back in 2005, Hailey was busted while she was at Indiana University for smoking up, and she was charged with possession of marijuana, hashish, and hashish oil. The Indiana U rent-a-cops said that Hailey and her friends were "passing a pipe back and forth, which is consistent with marijuana." They said she also had "2 plastic baggies in her handbag that later tested positive for THC. One bag contained one gram, the other had 2 grams." She also got nabbed a couple years ago for underage drinking.

High-five to Jon for clearly dating someone who has an endless amount of weed. I could list a ton of reasons right now why I think marijuana being illegal is stupid, but I'll save myself the political debates since I hate 'em.

Jon Gosselin smokes up...and MORE!!

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Jamie Waylett busted for pot

Harry Potter fans, don't follow in the footsteps of the bully Crabbe, because you'll be screwed. Jamie Waylett, who plays the role, was arrested for possession of marijuana after police found 8 bags on him during a routine traffic stop. If that wasn't bad enough, they discovered a marijuana farm at his mother's home, with 10 weed plants sitting under special lighting. The plants were worth about $3,000.

Hmm...makes sense why he's a fatty now. Fella always has the stoned munchies!!

Fabolous loves weed

This is just awesome. Fabolous' tour bus was pulled over during NBA All Star Weekend on its way to Boston. Not a big deal, right? How bout the 500 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA that police found when they searched the bus?!?! Where the hell do you get 500 pounds of weed and why the hell was I not invited on that bus?! Fab wasn't on the bus at the time, but the 2 guys on board ratted him out and said Fab told them to drive the weed to Boston, then get in touch with him to finish the deal.

Frankly, I think they should've just set all the weed on fire, shut the windows and door, and had the biggest effing clambake known to man.

8 arrests made in Michael Phelps bong case

I can't even believe this is still an issue, but there were 8 arrests made based off of that one picture of Michael Phelps taking a hit out of a bong. Sheriff Leon Lott is determined to bring the Olympic Champion down for being pictured taking a hit out of a bong. Of the 8 kids that were arrested, 7 were charged with drug possession and 1 was charged with distribution. Honestly, enough of this stupid case. This Sheriff obviously just wants his 15 minutes of fame. Ever seen the show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew? They have VIDEO BROADCASTED ON VH1 of the celebrities on the show doing drugs -- I don't see them getting arrested for it. This is all over a stupid picture that doesn't even PROVE he was smoking up -- for all you know, he could've just taken a pic of him holding the bong to be funny. You can't see any smoke or any weed in the pic, can you? Didn't think so.

On a more light-hearted note, the bong that Michael took the hit from is being sold on eBay, and is up to $100,000 right now!! And on top of that, a cigar company approached Michael and want him to be their "smokesman." No word if Michael has responded yet or not.

Michael Phelps gets suspended

Nothing like rubbing salt in the wound. There's still fall out for Michael Phelps from the picture of him taking a hit from a bong. Yesterday, he was suspended for 3 months without pay from USA Swimming, and Kellogg Co. dropped him as his sponsor, saying that his behavior is "not consistent with the image of Kellogg.. No sponsorships = no dough.

I said it before and I'll stand by it, he's a total dumbass for letting that picture of him be taken, knowing how much he's in the public eye. That being said, whoever actually released the picture is a total a-hole and probably legit just ruined his career.

Michael Phelps getting arrested?!

If you thought that this whole mess with Michael Phelps ripping a hit from a bong in a picture was over after he apologized, think again. A South Carolina sheriff wants to charge Michael with a crime, either for smoking marijuana, possession of marijuana, or both.

This case is no different than any other case. This one might be a lot easier since we have photographs of someone using drugs and a partial confession. It's a relatively easy case once we can determine where the crime occurred.

I guess the cast of Saved by the Bell was right way back in the day... There's no hope with dope!!

Michael Phelps apologizes for bong pic

Michael Phelps is apologizing after a pic of him taking a hit from a bong has surfaced. It was published in Britain's News of the World yesterday, and seems to be today's biggest story. He didn't waste any time in making an apology for a really, really dumb move.

I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.

Ya know, I'm all for celebs and athletes letting loose, because they're humans just like you and me. But be smart about it!! If you're in the public eye and have a crapload of endorsement deals, make sure pics aren't taken of you doing stupid things!!

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Eva Longoria calls herself fat, and somehow that makes her more sexy to me. (POTP)

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John Mayer wants to see President Bush get high

People magazine caught up with an uber drunk John Mayer after the final show of his tour in West Palm Beach.

We're all drunk. Only onstage can you openly drink on your last night. I'd like to see George Bush light up a giant joint.

That is quite possibly the most classic line ever. At least until I make a joke in the next post.

Snoop Dogg's tour bus pulled over

Snoop Dogg's tour bus got pulled over in Texas yesterday for having an expired registration. But when the cops smelled some marijuana, they searched the bus and 2 people on board got arrested. Snoop wasn't arrested, but come on...you KNOW he was smoking.

Once they got pulled over, they shoulda dropped the weed like it was hot.