R. Kelly's court defense is a mole?

R. Kelly's court case finally got underway yesterday, and his big defense in claiming not to be a kiddie-toucher is based on a mole. Sources say the man in the sex tape that is supposed to be R. Kelly doesn't have a mole, but the real R. Kelly does.

Considering he hasn't come out with a hit song since Ignition about 7-8 years ago, it really doesn't matter which way this case goes. He sucks either way.

R. Kelly's illegal three-way?

Here's how much I don't care about R. Kelly -- I didn't even realize that his kiddie porn case was still going on. Apparently it is, and he's hella-screwed.

A woman has come forward saying that she had a threesome with R. Kelly and the underaged girl on the sex tape he's on trial for. Not only that, but the new witness is saying that she was underage at the time too!

Looks like R. Kelly follows the ole rule: "If there's grass on the field, play ball."