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Victoria Beckham in Sex and the City sequel. (amygrindhouse)

Heather Nichols dry humped by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson! (VBT)

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman match.com spoofs! (examiner)

Madonna wants to show you what a 50-year-old cooter looks like. (smack)

Russell Brand rejects Lindsay Lohan! (bedhead)

You could have a picnic on Rosamund Pike's pants. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden cheating on Nicole Richie? (POTP)

Jolie-Pitt twins turn 1! (gabby)

LaToya Jackson thinks MJ was murdered. (bitten)

Vince McMahon has officially lost it: Seth Green hosting RAW tonight. F*ck you, Vince. (wrestling)

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore are back together...and MORE!!!

These tips feel better than medicated Blistex on my lips! (VBT)

While Salma Hayek got re-married, someone hacked into her e-mail and released a ton of info! (amygrindhouse)

Joel Madden almost denied flight because of tatts! (smack)

Juliette Lewis has smoked from one too many crack pipes. (bedhead)

Diane Kruger and Rachael Taylor channel their inner Aladdin. (ayyyy)

Ed Westwick is already skinny again? WTF? (POTP)

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together! (gabby)

Don't go to Mexico! The swine flu could kill you. (bitten)

WWE wants Kurt Angle back! (wrestling)

Joel and Nicole tying the knot!

After learning that they're pregnant with their second baby, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have decided to make it official. They're planning on getting married before their new child is born, and Nicole has been ready for a while apparently, saying that she's had a wedding dress in the back of her closet for when the time is right.

Sounds like not wanting to have a second child out of wedlock is a better time than any!!

Nicole Richie knocked up again

What's better than one bastard child? How bout two?! Nicole Richie is knocked up again from her boyfriend, Joel Madden. The couple already has a baby girl named Harlow, and Joel posted on Good Charlotte's official website that he's about to be a father for the second time.

Congrats! Might wanna tie the knot soon (or start wrapping your junk), but congrats!

Nicole Richie lands a new reality show

Nicole Richie is slated to star in her own reality show that highlights her life as a mother to a rockstar baby. Harlow, her daddydukes Joel Madden, Joel's brother Benji, and Nicole's dad Lionel will all appear on the show, too.

I couldn't stand The Simple Life, but stuck up broads usually piss me off anyway. Nicole seems like she's grown up a ton, so this might actually be a show you don't want to miss.

Joel Madden going on a diet

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I know some of you will have no problem doing it...ya hosers) but Joel Madden has always been the skinny twin of Good Charlotte, right? Right. Then why the hell is he going on a diet? Nicole Richie has banned all fried food and most sugary items to help him thin out.

Shouldn't Benji be the one on a diet? He's a little pudgy if anything, not Joel.

Johniston's random double date

First off, I realize that everyone is calling John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston "Johnnifer," but I strive to be different, so it's Johniston over here. But anyway, they were out having dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel, and were seen with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

Really? Because that is the most random double date ever.

Joel Madden = Trojan Man...and MORE!!!

DJ AM released from hospital over the weekend. (smack)

George Clooney dumps Brad Pitt for Johnny Depp...well, movie-wise anyway. (candy)

Nick Cannon is really just Mariah Carey's guide dog. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden promoting safe sex. How's that for irony? (POTP)

Paul Newman's daughter pretty much says her late father is the man. (gabby)

New Paris Hilton ad campaign, where she shows off her hot ass body. (bitten)

Katy Perry channeling her inner J-Lo? (yuddy)

Rhyno throws out first pitch at Tigers/Rays game! (wrestling)

Nicole Richie on having more kids

What's Nicole Richie's outlook on giving her son Harlow a brother or sister?

If it happens, it happens.

For some reason, I can see Nicole walking up to Joel Madden with a pregnancy test saying, "Oops! I'm knocked up again!"

Paris Hilton loves purity rings...and MORE!!

Wendy Williams speaks out on why she didn't beat the crap out of Omarosa. (smack)

David Beckham is hot that even guys check out his junk in the bathroom! (candy)

Worst dressed at the VMA's! (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton sticks up for the JoBros without calling the rest of us sluts! (POTP)

Joel Madden loves him some cottage cheese thighs! (gabby)

Victoria Beckham looks like a boy. Ew. (bitten)

Ric Flair's daughter arrested! (wrestling)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden get married?!?

Star Magazine is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden tied the knot over the weekend in a huge $2 million wedding. Then again, Star Magazine is also full of monkey poo.

Once he heard about his wedding to Nicole, Joel posted a blog titled, WE DID IT! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED! click here for the pictures!!! There are 2 pics posted, one of a wedding cake, and one of 2 gorillas dressed up in wedding garb. You can check out the posting here.

I gotta say, Joel Madden is the man. Well, for the next 30 seconds anyway.

Joel Madden loves God

No, seriously. I'm not making that up. Joel Madden really does love God. He loves Him so much in fact, that he refuses to marry Nicole Richie until she accepts Jesus into her life.

I bet that's why Hilary Duff dumped him. I mean, a girl that shoves a scorpion down her panties isn't going to turn into a Jesus Freak.

No knot-tying yet for Joel and Nicole

Joel Madden might love father hood, but he's said he's definitely not ready to turn Nicole Richie into Mrs. Madden. Normally I'd make fun of this, but I say it's a good idea. There's enough Hollywood kids that I'm sure will be making out with padded cells because of bad decisions their parents made (See: Britney Spears and Sons), so not rushing into anything is probably a good thing.

Joel said he wants to do something very special for Nicole for Mother's Day, and he's amped to spend it with her.

She is a great mom. She is super mom!

He's so mommy-spot whipped.

Celebrity Double Wedding?

Even though she's not even engaged yet, Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with Nicole Richie. Ahhh yes, the perfect double wedding ever -- best friends marrying brothers.

Wait, Paris and Nicole are best friends again? WTF? Wasn't Paris looking for a new best friend like 2 weeks ago? Anyway, friends are saying it's just a publicity stunt because Paris is a whore (ahem...sorry, I mean attention whore).

Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions. She's doing it all for attention, as usual. It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

I love when friends trash their friends. Which reminds me, Jackson throws like a girl and has 6 toes on one foot. Pass it on.

New Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, and baby Harlow photo

What do you think?

I think the first ones were soooooooo cute.
But this one is so sweet I have a stomache ache.
Like I just ate a full box of sugar babies and washed it down with a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think this one is overkill.

BTW -- I hear when the baby needs calming down, they play her lullabies from Radiohead and Nirvana. Frickin' bad ass... but as a result, she's sure to have issues.

See more new photos of them HERE!

Joel Madden blogs about he and Nicole's new baby

Here it is straight from the fingertips of Joel:

Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on January 11th 2008 at 3:13pm. She weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces. She is 19 inches long and growing everyday already!She really is a wonderful addition to the GC/DCMA/DEADEXEC family.We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sent our way.
We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at the hospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor.She looks so much like her mom its crazy! She eats like a little maniac and shes really sweet. She barely ever cries ,even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS….. Joel

And now a nice long collective "Awwwwww..."

Their baby is gonna kick Christina Aguilera's baby's ass! I don't care what you say!!!