Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

Michael Jackson's body to be displayed...and MORE!!

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New Desperate Housewives cast member! (amygrindhouse)

Some deets on Neverland Ranch. (VBT)

Farrah Fawcett's funeral. (smack)

Kate Hudson rocks some hippie hair while watching the Yankees. (bedhead)

Mischa Barton's eating meals! (ayyyy)

Proof that Michael Jackson isn't the biological father of he and Debbie Rowe's kids! (POTP)

Michael Jackson's body will be on display at Neverland Ranch on Friday. (gabby)

Jon and Kate Gosselin want privacy. Yeah...right. (bitten)

SPOILER ALERT: 15-superstar trade results. (wrestling)

Amanda Seyfried can't stand LiLo...and MORE!!

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Amanda Seyfried HATES Lindsay Lohan. (amygrindhouse)

Paris Hilton attacks beauty queen! (VBT)

John Mayer carried Rob Dyrdek out of a club. (smack)

Sharon Stone shows off her old lady cleavage. (ayyyy)

Kristen Stewart dyes and chops her hair and just...looks...ugly. (POTP)

Kelly Clarkson gets hot when chicks hit on her. (gabby)

Megan Fox at Transformers 2 premiere...holy legs. (bitten)

Victoria had a secret affair with Chris Benoit?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Spoilers for Season 6 of Desperate Housewives! (amygrindhouse)

James Bond meets Dirty Harry...and MORE!!!

Eminem's brother arrested for DUI!! (videoblogging)

Sneak peek at Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!! (amygrindhouse)

Samantha Ronson is a sh*t ton happier without Lindsay Lohan. (smack)

Daniel Craig has the best one-liner ever after meeting Clint Eastwood. (bedhead)

Ayyyy! is alive again!! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian just made every squirrel horny. (POTP)

Desperate Housewives says goodbye to Nicolette Sheridan. (gabby)

Celebs at Coachella. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley hits TNA!! (wrestling)

Why was Nicolette Sheridan killed off of "Housewives?"

There are a couple of different stories as to why Nicolette Sheridan's character of Edie Britt was written off of Desperate Housewives last month. TV Guide is reporting that creator Marc Cherry ended up having a disagreement with the real-life person who inspired the character of Edie, but People is reporting that the real deal is that Marc was forced to cut back costs, and letting Nicolette go would save them $100,000-$400,000 per episode. If the latter is the case, Marc said that it was Nicolette that went over the other housewives because "Edie's already slept with most of the guys on the street and has caused about as many problems as she could."

It was a sad, sad day when she was killed off. Housewives fans lost a great pair of a legs and a great rack...of knowledge.

No tell-all book from Wisteria Lane

There's been rumors that Nicolette Sheridan is going to write a tell-all book about the behind-the-scenes life of Desperate Housewives. Turns out, those rumors are as false as Paris Hilton's virginity. Nicolette's rep denied the rumors to Us magazine, saying that it's "completely not true."

I was hoping there was gonna be some hot steamy stories coming out of that, too. Like Eva Longoria and Marcia Cross got hammered and went at it one night. Damn my luck.

Nicolette Sheridan is leaving Wisteria Lane

It's also a sad day for MILF lovers everywhere, because Nicolette Sheridan is hanging up her sexy outfits and leaving Desperate Housewives. She has played Edie Britt from the start of the show, and seemed to get a brand new storyline this season when she was married to a mysterious fella named Dave Williams (played by Neal McDonough.)

It's not known when her final show will be, and it's also going to be interesting to see what happens with the Dave Williams character. Hmmm...

Sarah Palin moving to Wisteria Lane?

There's a chance you'll see Sarah Palin make an appearance on Desperate Housewives. Producer Marc Cherry is working on signing the former VP candidate to appear on the season finale of the show. And rumor has it her role could involve being President, since this season has been set 5 years into the future.

That'd be wild. I hope they dress her up in little to nothing like the other Housewives.

"Desperate Housewives" star seriously injured in motorcycle crash

Gale Harold, who plays Jackson (Teri Hatcher's boyfriend) on Desperate Housewives, is in critical condition after a huge motorcycle crash on Tuesday. He fractured his shoulder and has swelling in the brain, but doctors say he'll be fine.

The crash is going to cause some script edits, mainly in the eighth episode, where his character apparently plays a pivotal role when the cast gets caught in a nightclub fire. (My money is on him sacrificing himself so everyone can get out and he burns to death, or something explodes in his face.)

One scene is being edited as we speak, but the writers and producers of the show are waiting to hear Jackson's official prognosis before moving forward with any more changes.

Obviously us Dirt slingers are glad he's ok and wish him a speedy recovery!

Desperate Housewives ladies gear up for Season 5

The ladies of Wisteria Lane are ready for Season 5 of Desperate Housewives to begin (which will take place 5 years into the future), and they took part in a photoshoot to kick it off!

Check out the hot photos here!

Neal McDonough and Gale Harold move into Wisteria Lane

Lady fans of Desperate Housewives are getting some new eye candy. Neal McDonough will play Edie's (Nicolette Sheridan) new husband, Dave, who apparently brings the mystery to the neighborhood this season. Gale Harold also joins the cast as Susan's (Teri Hatcher) new love interest, Jackson.

Umm...Jackson? Biatch, there's only ONE Jackson.

Desperate Housewives stars have babies a day apart

Two of the fellas on Desperate Housewives are now fathers, and their babies were born one day apart. On Sunday, Kyle MacLachlan (who plays Orson Hodge) announced he welcomed a baby boy with wife Desiree Gruber.


The next day (Monday, for those of you keeping score), Ricardo Chavira (who plays Carlos Solis) welcomed a baby girl with his wife Marcea Dietzel.

That's kinda cool, unless they knocked up their wives together on-set. Then that'd just be creepy.

No more Mike Delfino on Desperate Housewives?

First off ladies, don't say I never do anything for you. You're welcome for that picture. You too, Jackson. Anyway...

So here's the deal. Two seasons ago, the season finale for Desperate Housewives was Susan Mayer (played by Teri Hatcher) and Mike Delfino (played by James Denton) got married. They got pregnant, had a baby, yippie skippie. On the finale of last season, the last few minutes showed a "flash forward" of 5 years, and showed Susan coming home to a different man. That started rumors that James Denton would be off the show since they weren't together anymore.

But fear not, ladies! Your favorite plumber on Wisteria Lane will be returning, but even he wasn't sure. The show's creator, Marc Cherry, finally told him that he'd be returning, but wouldn't tell in what capacity he would be returning.

And now that I've finished this post, I'm going to go play football and check out girls, because I just feel way too girly right now.

Desperate Housewives ending soon

Creator and executive producer for Desperate Housewives has said he only sees the show lasting for a few more seasons before they pull the plug on it.

I love working with these gals, but the idea of letting anyone else take the show from me kind of makes me sad and sick to my stomach. We're going to get out while people still like us.

Personally, I think the first season was the only good one. The rest have kinda sucked. And yes, I just admitted on the internet that I watch Desperate Housewives. And yes, I still love women.