Lisa Rinna looks like hell...and MORE!!

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Lisa Rinna's body got really un-hot. (amygrindhouse)

No Doubt kills it in Vancouver. (smack)

Futurama coming back to TV. (bedhead)

Wow...Lil Kim's not naked. (ayyyy)

Mischa Barton suicidal? (POTP)

ESPY Award winners. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets death threats in Russia. (bitten)

Hints that Jeff Hardy re-signed with WWE. (wrestling)

Lil' Kim booted off of Dancing with the Stars

Lil' Kim was the latest contestant booted off of Dancing with the Stars, as fans decided to save Ty Murray last night during the live elimination show. The interesting part of this is that Ty scored 6 total points less than Kim did. All of the couples were required to dance twice -- a ballroom piece and a Latin piece. The Final Four is now down to Ty, Melissa Rycroft (who apparently had a wardrobe malfunction while dancing last night...I'll look for it), Shawn Johnson, and Gilles Marini.

This is the second week in a row that it was a shocking vote-off. I'm starting to wonder -- is it possible that fans are pulling an Idol and voting for the worst dancer to sabotage the contest? You can't tell me that Ty Murray can dance better than Lil' Kim. We'll know something is up if he makes it through next week.

Jenna Jameson got her baby out of her box with 5 pushes...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim almost shows her ta-tas to the world! (videoblogging)

Shia LaBeouf will never regain full use of his injured hand. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is the XXL Punisher! (smack)

Trent Reznor's 4-hour stiffy. (agentbedhead)

If you want an easy birth, be a porn star. It worked for Jenna Jameson. (POTP)

Mel Gibson's rumored mistress denies affair! (gabby)

Hulk Hogan goes homicidal! (bitten)

Matt Hardy doing a horrible job as a heel? (wrestling)

Lil' Kim chats with B.I.G. all the time

Lil' Kim's psychotic ass says that Biggie Smalls speaks to her in her dreams all the time about how upset he is with how Kim is portrayed in the biopic about him, Notorious. In the film (which is a MUST SEE by the way for all of your B.I.G. fans), Kim is pretty much seen as Biggie's booty call that gets the blow-off before and after he marries Faith Evans.

Maybe the plastic surgeon's knicked Kim's brain a little bit while they were making her already-hot face look like sh*t, because a booty call pretty much is all Kim was to Biggie. But hey, like the man said -- crack kills.

Lil' Kim dances her way from prison to reality TV

You know what? This might toe the line of morally acceptable and reprehensible, but high-five goes out to Biggie Smalls for just using Lil' Kim as a bang buddy, and actually marrying someone classy like Faith Evans, because Kim is f*cked up. First off, she looked smokin beforehand, then got plastic surgery that actually makes her look worse, and now, she's talking about how she first saw Dancing with the Stars in prison and how her cellmates told her she should get on the show.

I've always watched the show. The first time I ever saw the show was in prison. Some of my girlfriends, like a year and a half ago, were like, "Kim, you have got to be on that show." [ABC] called me, actually, around that time, but I was just coming home [from prison], and I was getting myself together, and it was just the wrong time. But I was praying that the opportunity came back around, and it did.

She also said Dancing is really popular with the girls in prison, touching on how the girls all had to agree on what shows to watch since they were only allowed to watch 10 channels. Over 800 of the locked up broads wanted to watch Dancing. I'm sure that's one demographic the show is just jacked up to have.

Lil' Kim to pose in Playboy?

WHY is Hugh Hefner trying to get not attractive chicks naked in his magazine?! First the rumor was Brooke Hogan (who looks like her dad more or less), and now he's talking about wanting Lil' Kim to pose nude for Playboy, and apparently he's wanted her for a while.

She turned down an offer a few years ago because of her "religious beliefs," but apparently those aren't an issue now since she said she's ready to bare all.

Ugh. Please don't.

Tori Spelling proves she's a money hound...and MORE!!!

Apparently this weekend was the weekend to die. ANOTHER celebrity death...well, kinda. (smack)

Bono channels his inner...Robin Williams?! (candy)

Minnie Driver is literally about to explode. (ayyyy)

Lil' Kim gets same botched liposuction as Tara Reid! Oh wait, she's just fat. (POTP)

Jessica Simpson has a bun in the oven and makes Tony Romo the next Tom Brady?! (gabby)

Tori Spelling bails out of 90210 spinoff. No one is crying. (bitten)

Randy Orton thrown 300 feet in motorcycle crash! (wrestling)

Lil' Kim's car gets Repo'ed!

Oh snap! Lil' Kim just lost one of her Bentleys courtesy of the repo man! Guess that's what happens when you're four months behind on your payments! The rep says the matter is completely out of Kim's hands, too..so she's screwed.

Damn that Repo Man!