Alyssa Milano married

Congrats go out to Alyssa Milano and David Bugliari for getting hitched over the weekend in Dirty Jersey at a rustic, Italian-themed wedding. The actual wedding ceremony was pretty straight up, but the reception afterwards was a little whacky -- guests used hay bales as tabled and sat in Rattan chairs. Dinner was served family-style like your typical Italian Sunday night dinner.

I dig it...gotta love when people throw in some of their own flavor.

Ali Larter wedding

Congrats goes out to Ali Larter, who will tie the knot this weekend in Kennebunkport, Maine with her longtime boyfriend/fiance, Hayes MacArthur. The wedding is going to be a really small ceremony with just their closest family and friends, including Ali's best friend and Varsity Blues co-star, Amy Smart (who I'm very much in love with.)

Is it me, or does Hayes MacArthur just sound like a total rich boy douchebag name?

Kim Kardashian gets her Twilight on...and MORE!!

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS. GOOD CHANCE IF YOU DON'T, MISCHA BARTON WILL NEED TO BE PUT IN A PADDED CELL.

Kim Kardashian goes goth. (amygrindhouse)

Pink and Carey Hart down under. (smack)

Here's a Friday treat for ya -- celebs sucking on things. (bedhead)

Kobe Bryant loves him some cleavage. (ayyyy)

Denise Richards isn't a slut, she just has needs. (POTP)

Madonna's stage collapses and kills someone. (gabby)

83-year-old Cloris Leachman rocks a swimsuit. I just puked in my mouth. (bitten)

Pics from John Cena's wedding. (wrestling)

Richard Jefferson wedding

NBA star Richard Jefferson was supposed to get married the other day to his insanely hot girlfriend Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols, but ended up getting cold feet and not only called off the wedding just days before it was supposed to happen, but kicked Kesha to the curb, too. And that's not even the end of the story. A ton of people weren't told that the wedding had been called off, and showed up anyway expecting to see all that mushy crap on the altar. Once they found out what happened, they were pissed -- until Richard gave them his AMEX Black Card (which is really only for high rollers) and told them to enjoy a night out on the town without him.

Man if I were one of the guests, I woulda bought some ridiculous sh*t with that card. I woulda legit bought a chick a pony...just for the story.

Kendra Wilkinson Hank Baskett wedding pics

Check out the pics from this past weekend when Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett got married at the Playboy mansion. Must've been not awkward at all for Hugh Hefner to be there watching his ex get hitched. Actually, let's be real. You know he was there in his silk robe thinking, "Yup. I hit that sh*t."

Heidi and Spencer get married for real

While I was outside shooting hoops with a handful of kids who ranged in age from 3 to 17, sipping on Coronas and getting sunburnt, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were tying the knot for real. They finally became Mr. and Mrs. Douchebag Attention-Whore on Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles. A bunch of their friends/castmates were in attendance, including Lauren Conrad, who told Letterman earlier in the week that she wouldn't be going even though she was invited. Lo Bosworth, Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, and Kristen Cavallari were also there.

Normally, this is where I'd say, "CONGRATS!!" But f*ck that. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi, wouldn't feel bad if they got the swine flu, and I'm calling a divorce within the next 2 years. (Wow, that was hateful.)

Tom and Gisele get hitched!

After months of rumors saying they were engaged, then they weren't, then they were married, then they weren't -- we can finally report that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundschen are OFFICIALLY man and wife. They got married yesterday in an insanely private ceremony in Los Angeles. Congrats!!

Makes you wonder if Bridget Moynahan is going to pull a Denise Richards. And it also makes ME wonder if he's gonna suck when he returns to his QB position next season for the Pats. Don't screw it up, Tommy!

American Idol alum gets hitched!

American Idol Season 6 alum Lakisha Jones got married over the weekend to financial advisor Larry Davis. They're planning on having their honeymoon in Barbados.

There were some other Season 6 alum on hand, including Haley Scarnato, Gina Glocksen, Melinda Doolittle, and everyone's favorite f*ck-up, Sanjaya Malakar. And speaking of Sanjaya, I felt the need to bring this video back for one time only. Enjoy!!

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially man and wife

It's official -- there's a Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds now. Ryan and Scarlett Johansson got married over the weekend in Vancouver, Canada on Saturday night. It was a pretty small ceremony from what I understand, which is always good. Congrats to the newlyweds!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson planning wedding?

Word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan and her "girlfriend' (I still don't believe it) Samantha Ronson are planning a secret (not anymore) wedding in LA.

Unless this actually happens, I still won't believe this anything more than a publicity stunt. Although if it does happen, I'll have a field day with it.

Beyonce and Jay-Z getting married!

Beyonce and Jay-Z reportedly took out a marriage license yesterday in New York, good for 60 days. Which - to spell it out - would mean the couple should wed within the next 2 months!

They've been "dating" for the past 6 years but have always kept pretty mum on their relationship... which frankly is a welcome change in celeb couples.

If true, congrats to the two and I'm psyched for them. Between her giant ass and his giant face, they make a perfectly lovely couple.

Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged!!!

Jamie Lynn has been prancing around Louisiana and Mississippi showing off a new sparkly engagement ring!!!

The ring was given to her by the front-runner in the who-dunnit Jamie Lynn baby-daddy mystery, Casey Aldridge.

To give merit to the story, a quote from some random unnamed "source:"

She's got an engagement ring. She's been showing it off, talking about it.

Isn't that lovely??? Another beautiful Hollywood gunshot wedding!

Spears, 16, becomes "the kid with a kid" this summer. No date yet set for the wedding.

Katherine McPhee's Wedding Album

Not to be all name-droppery but Katherine McPhee is one of the stars I've gotten to hang out with for a little while and she's a really nice girl, so I'm happy to see her happy. (Even if it is while getting married to some old guy).

But he's the luckiest old guy around. He definitely married way up.

Looks like a really nice wedding. His name is Nick Cokas by the way. And they got married February 2nd in LA.

Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!

Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!
She is now engaged to some old guy.
She's 23 -- he's 42. His name is Nick Cokas and they've been dating for a while.

Seriously. How come when old ladies date young guys they're called "cougars" but when old men date young girls they're called "child molestors?"

Usher and Tameka Wedding Pictures... Snore...

I would have cared about these a month and a half ago when they were supposed to get married. Wait - on second thought - I wouldn't have cared then either.

So why am I posting them on my blog then, you ask?

Uhhh... stop being so nosey, you! Just enjoy the damn pics.