Showing posts with label howard stern. Show all posts
Showing posts with label howard stern. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Howard Stern trashes Jay Leno on David Letterman


Howard Stern has never been private about his dislike for Jay Leno, and he didn't hold back last night when he was a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. Howard slammed Jay's final goodbye from a couple of weeks ago when he signed off of The Tonight Show and passed the torch onto Conan O'Brien.

I haven't been here in a long time especially in light of everything going on in late night television. We've got to beat this Conan. How are you feeling that Jay left late night television and now you've got this new guy to compete with? I've got to say something about loyalty Dave put me on national television many many years ago before I was known, and I have stuck with Dave. I never liked Jay. I can't stand Jay. I've never seen anybody who behaves like a robot like this guy. I watched his final show, saying goodbye to the Tonight Show, reading it off a teleprompter. HERE'S (talking about David) the host that we want to watch.

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure Jay wasn't reading from a teleprompter, and if he was, he did a pretty good job of making it sound like it was coming off the top of his head. Howard's just pissed because his radio show sucks and his ratings are tanking.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

John Stamos = Bro


About a month and a half ago, I went to Washington DC and Baltimore, Maryland with a few friends, and while we were there, my cousin, my buddy and I coined the term "bro." A bro is someone who just straight up looks like a douchebag, whether they're too orange from a fake tan, pop their collar, or straight up look like a douchebag.

Ladies and gentlemen, at Howard Stern's wedding, John Stamos was a total bro.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Howard Stern gets married again


Even though he swore he'd never get married again, Howard Stern tied the knot with his long time fiancee Beth Ostrosky on Friday.

He must have a huge "microphone," because he's the opposite of good looking.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wow...I was somewhat x-rated with these link captions. My bad...but ENJOY!!!


Kelly Ripa's husband will marry Howard Stern and his girlfriend. (smack)

Is that a kiddie toucher holding Clay Aiken's baby?! Oh no, it's just Clay and his fat face. (candy)

President Bush may love the booty, but he hates a sweaty woman. (ayyyy)

Rihanna's boobs love tigers, and her vajajay loves leopards. (POTP)

LiLo and SamRo both keep quiet about their relationship. Which means they're totally having girl-on-girl cuddle time. (gabby)

Rad Girls = MTV's Jackass, but with boobies. (bitten)

Mick Foley jumping ship from WWE to TNA?! (wrestling)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Who is upset over the Sarah/Jimmy breakup?


We reported last week that comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split up after five years, and Jimmy said he felt like he lost his best friend. You won't believe who actually took time out of their show to talk about being upset about their break up:


Yup. Howard effing Stern. He took time out of his show to say he was sad for his buddy Jimmy. Then he went back to talking about more important things to him, like broads and boobs.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude, and gets turned down!!! (and more)


Who said it about Britney: "The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.” (circus)

Who wore it better??? I say they both look like ass! (ayyyy)

Jamie Spears convinces Justin Timberlake to visit Britney. (smack)

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude... gets turned down!!! (POTP)

Order your special edition Kelly Clarkson postal stamps now! Huh? (popbytes)

Clay Aiken looks so much like a woman that I think he may end up being the next pregnant man. (gabby)

Artie Lange walks out live on the Howard Stern show (audio)! (bitten)

Lionel Richie caught pointing at his daughter Nicole's boobage. (dlist)

Major robbery at WWE Wrestlemania! (wrestling)