Milla Jovovich gets nakey...and MORE!!

Milla Jovovich takes it off for Maxim mag. (amygrindhouse)

What do Lady Gaga and Naomi Campbell have in common? A penis. (smack)

Speaking of Gaga and her penis, both are on the market and wanna bang. (bedhead)

Michael Vick apologizes on 60 Minutes. (POTP)

Robin Wright Penn isn't going back to Sean Penn. (gabby)

Tommy Lee hurt by sparklers. (bitten)

TNA gets a new color commentator! (wrestling)

Tommy Lee possibly dating Daisy de la Hoya

Oh yeah, that's right. The Motley Crue rocker is said to be linked with Rock of Love 2 smokeshow (that means she's mega hot) Daisy. Of course, Daisy's people say they're "just friends," but we all know what that means.

Hmm...I wonder if she's still living with and sleeping in the same bed as her ex? Then again, Tommy is probably into that.

Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee...again?

Pamela Anderson just moved back in with her on-again/off-again ex-husband/baby's daddy Tommy Lee. Expect another sex tape soon.

Celebrity Dirt -- Tommy Lee vs. Kid Rock on Pay Per View!

VMA Rundown!

Here's a couple stills of Britney's performance last night. Ironically they move just about as much as she did. And one reason why she was so "out of it" was because the hotel cancelled her big plans with Criss Angel last minute -- throwing her all off. And she knew it - reportedly crying backstage after her performance.





But at least Britney didn't have the worst OUTFIT of the night (although she's a semi-close second). That honor goes to Lil' Mama:



Kanye West cried like a little beeeotch backstage again - it seems to happen a lot at award shows. He was majorly pissed that he lost in ALL 5 of the categories he was nominated for. He said he'll never come back to MTV again. Yo Kanye -- don't you realize nobody really cares who wins or loses, we just care who looks good and bad - and who fights who???

Speaking of which Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a scuffle at the show. Pamela Anderson's crabs broke it up. Yawn.

And back to Britney... she did it again! Last night... no panties... got out of a car cooch first... paparazzis were there. Not a good night for Britney. To see the vag-slip... and it's very naked so please only go if you're 18+... click the "before" pic of Britney below.



In the end -- I thought it was a good show.
Chris Brown and Rihanna was the best performance.
The live singing bumpers to and from commercial were weird, rushed, but cool.
Justin's "bring back music videos" message was rad.
Alicia Keys looked hot.
Britney gave us something to talk about.

I don't want to watch it the 247 more times that it will be replayed on MTV over the next week... but for the most part - mild thumbs up.

What did YOU think??? Leave comments... I'll use them on the air tonight... and in tomorrow's Celebrity Dirt!!!
Werd.