I'm seeing "Max Payne" just to drool over Mila Kunis...and MORE!!!

Hef lets the twin broads out! (smack)

Angelina Jolie holds her newborns tightly...like a piece of fruit. (candy)

Mila Kunis is hotter than the effing sun. (POTP)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing divorce. A-Rod must feel like he just hit a homer. (gabby)

Amy Winehouse is an inventor! Try some...Candycaine! (bitten)

Anne Hathaway's ex trying to be a good boy. (yuddy)

WWE releases Lance Cade!!! (wrestling)

Hugh Hefner already has replacement for "Girls Next Door"

Hugh Hefner is officially the biggest pimp in the world. Everyone thought he'd be heartbroken after losing his girlfriend Holly and the rest of the Girls Next Door, but it turns out he had no trouble finding a replacement. Actually, he found two -- the Shannon twins, Kristina and Karissa. Better yet, they're only 19!

Downside, they look like hell without makeup. Check out their mugshots from this past January when they were arrested for aggravated assault.


Ew. That is the opposite of what is sexy.