Showing posts with label brooke mueller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brooke mueller. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Denise Richards hangs out with Brooke Mueller


This has awkward written all over it, but hey, who are we to say who celebs can hang out with. Denise Richards went out for dinner with her daughters Sam and Lola, and they were joined by some company...Charlie Sheen's current wife Brooke Mueller. Everyone was surprised to see how friendly they were to each other, and sources are saying they've put aside their differences, even hugging each other goodbye!

Makes you wonder if Charlie came up at all as a topic. And it makes you wonder even more what Charlie thinks of this. I don't care how nice she acts to her ex, Denise is always gonna be a psychotic annoying attention-whore to me.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

First look at Charlie Sheen's twins


Now presenting: Bob and Max Sheen!! And here's a little something Charlie had to say about his newborn sons.

I'm completely baffled. Not to be graphic, but this is my first time changing a diaper for boys. I've been peed on a little. Bob really impressed me -- he hit the wall from two feet away. I was just glad I didn't take it in the face!

And that, sirs and madams, is exactly why my birthday twin is the sh*t.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Max Sheen heads home


Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's son Max has finally gained enough weight to be released from the hospital. Max was released to his parents and able to go home to hang out in the playpen with his twin brother Bob a few days ago.

Glad to hear everything turned out well! Power to the birthday twins! (I mean me and Charlie, not Max and Bob.)

Friday, April 3, 2009

Charlie Sheen's son still in hospital


I reported a couple of weeks ago that my birthday twin Charlie Sheen was a father twice-over after his wifey, Brooke Mueller, gave birth to their twin boys Bob and Max. Since the birth, though, Max has been in the hospital. There's been rumors that Max has a heart condition, but Charlie officially shot those rumors down through his rep.

Charlie and Brooke's infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave hospital. Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother at home. The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.

Glad to hear baby Max is doing well! Get fat, little buddy!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Sheen twins arrive...and MORE!!!


Got a case of the Mondays? Take some celeb polls! (celeb news)

Jade Goody close to losing her battle with cervical cancer. (smack)

Here's the skinny on LiLo's arrest warrant! (candy)

Jamie Kennedy is in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt. (POTP)

Matt Damon confirms that there's more Bourne! (gabby)

My birthday twin Charlie Sheen's twins are here! (bitten)

Jim Ross goes to the hospital, Rey Mysterio injured?! (wrestling)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Charlie Sheen bails on his wife?!


Sources are reporting that since he and wife Brooke Mueller have been fighting so much, Charlie Sheen decided to take a "getaway" and head to Vegas for a bit, where he was seen with different women and getting a few lapdances in a strip club.

I've tried sticking up for Charlie Sheen a lot, but if he's bailing on his pregnant wife because they argued, and possibly banging random Vegas broads, then he's a total a-hole.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Get ready for twin Sheen's!


It's just been confirmed that my birthday twin, Charlie Sheen, is having twin babies with his wife Brooke Mueller! Charlie and Brooke are "floating on air" according to Brooke's mom, and they also think the twins are boys, but nothing has been confirmed.

Congrats from the Dirt!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Charlie Sheen to be a father for the 4th time


Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are expecting their first child together, and Charlie's fourth overall. He's got two kids with that wench of a broad, Denise Richards, and one with his ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt.

Charlie rules because he's my birthday twin. Plus, he played Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn in Major League.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Charlie Sheen's marriage: 3 days and going strong!!


Charlie Sheen and his third wife, Brooke Mueller, enjoyed their third day of marriage during their Costa Rica honeymoon.

72 hours and still rollin'!!