Kim Kardashian gets her Twilight on...and MORE!!

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Kim Kardashian goes goth. (amygrindhouse)

Pink and Carey Hart down under. (smack)

Here's a Friday treat for ya -- celebs sucking on things. (bedhead)

Kobe Bryant loves him some cleavage. (ayyyy)

Denise Richards isn't a slut, she just has needs. (POTP)

Madonna's stage collapses and kills someone. (gabby)

83-year-old Cloris Leachman rocks a swimsuit. I just puked in my mouth. (bitten)

Pics from John Cena's wedding. (wrestling)

Britney and Jessica = Laverne and Shirley??...and MORE!!!

Selena Gomez feeds homeless dogs in Puerto Rico. (videoblogging)

How to have Safe Sex: a lesson by Lil Wayne. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shooting for their own sitcom! (smack)

Brangelina = Scotch Brite. WTF? (bedhead)

Nas and Kelis' stimulus package: Name their baby, get some money. (POTP)

Pink and Carey Hart try marriage v2.0 this summer! (gabby)

Chris Brown releases apology song to Rihanna? (bitten)

John Cena's dad sh*ts on WWE storylines!! (wrestling)

Kanye gets blasted on South Park...and MORE!!!

Video Blogging Tips are better than playing "just the tip." (videoblogging)

South Park makes fun of Kanye. HILARIOUS! (smack)

Lily Allen's treat to her fans backfires. (bedhead)

Someone forgot to tell Marisa Tomei that her appearance wasn't for a toga party. (ayyyy)

Ed Westwick loves him some Twinkies. (POTP)

Miley still sleeps with her mommy! (gabby)

Pink and Carey Hart give it another go! (bitten)

Jim Ross demoted to color commentator?! (wrestling)

Pink and Carey Hart still married?

Pink was on Ellen this morning and mentioned that mentioned that she's still legally married to Carey Hart (after Ellen asked if she thought they'd ever end up getting back together, mind you.)

I actually found out we're still married the other day. Apparently, you have to sign a piece of paper or something.

You don't say.

Tori Spelling proves she's a money hound...and MORE!!!

Apparently this weekend was the weekend to die. ANOTHER celebrity death...well, kinda. (smack)

Bono channels his inner...Robin Williams?! (candy)

Minnie Driver is literally about to explode. (ayyyy)

Lil' Kim gets same botched liposuction as Tara Reid! Oh wait, she's just fat. (POTP)

Jessica Simpson has a bun in the oven and makes Tony Romo the next Tom Brady?! (gabby)

Tori Spelling bails out of 90210 spinoff. No one is crying. (bitten)

Randy Orton thrown 300 feet in motorcycle crash! (wrestling)