Kiefer Sutherland charges dropped

The charges that were given to Kiefer Sutherland for headbutting fashion designer Jack McCullough a few months ago at the Met Gala have officially been dropped. On top of that, he's not in trouble for any violation of his probation for a DUI conviction.

I think it's pretty much next to impossible to prosecute a guy who headbutted a dude that pushed a woman down to the ground. And Jack is lucky that a headbutt is all he got.

Kiefer Sutherland punched Robert Knepper

Robert Knepper totally killed it with his role of T-Bag on Prison Break, but he almost didn't hang on long enough to land the role. About 10-15 years ago, Robert was getting fed up with not finding good acting jobs, and was seriously considering quitting. His buddy Kiefer Sutherland didn't like the idea, and gave him a bit of advice that stuck with Robert for a while.

Kiefer used to go to the same gym as me. I remember telling him that I wanted to quit (acting). It was before Prison Break and I couldn't find any work and I wanted to quit. [Then] he f*cking punched me! He punched me so hard. He told me, 'Don't you ever give up!' and I thank Kiefer every day for that advice.

Kiefer's a violent mother f*cker, huh? Wonder how he used to give advice to his sister back in the day -- use her boobs as punching bags?

Kiefer Sutherland dodges legal trouble

It was looking like Kiefer Sutherland was in some serious sh*t for headbutting designer Jack McCollough at the Met Costume Gala after party, but it's pretty much guaranteed that Kiefer is escaping any trouble. Kiefer threw the headbutt because he saw Jack push Brooke Shields to the ground during the party, which Jack denied. Luckily for Kiefer, he and Jack squashed their beef behind the scenes, so there's really no need for any prosecution to take place. On top of that, Kiefer won't get nailed for violating the parole he's on for the sweet DUI he got back in 2004.

Glad to see this whole thing is just blowing over, because at the end of the day, it was just a stupid misunderstanding. Kinda like the time I was smashed at a concert with my mother and thought some guy said something inappropriate and threatened to cripple him. Yeah, I'm classy.

Brooke Shields defends Kiefer Sutherland

When news first broke of the story about Kiefer Sutherland headbutting Jack McCollough for refusing to apologize for pushing Brooke Shields, it was said that Brooke denied that Jack even touched her. Those words were actually false, and Brooke is setting the record straight through her attorney.

A number of statements have been attributed to Ms. Shields in the media that are neither true nor authorized. These statements were obviously made by those who were not in attendance at the party and constitute their version of events. While at the party she was bumped into by Jack McCollough and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned. Kiefer has always been a gentleman in her company. Both Jack and Kiefer are friends of Ms. Shields and she regrets this unfortunate situation.

Well it's about time her ass speaks out! The cops are sitting there investigating Kiefer and getting ready to charge him with assault and shizz, and meanwhile Brooke is just sitting back there watching it all go down. You dummy!

Kiefer Sutherland to be questioned by the cops over attack on designer

Kiefer Sutherland is going to be questioned by the police after an attack on fashion designer Jack McCollough at the Met Costume Gala after party. Kiefer headbutted Jack after witnessing him push Brooke Shields to the ground and ordering Jack to apologize. He didn't, which made Kiefer give him a piece of his mind -- literally. Detectives will talk with Kiefer by the end of the week.

The whole curveball in the situation is Brooke denying it, even though there were other witness at the party that saw Jack push Brooke down. I really don't see the problem -- if Brooke really was pushed down, then Kiefer gave the guy what he had coming. Unless he's getting the crap kicked out of him by her, no man should ever lay a hand on a female.

Kiefer Sutherland gets in a fight at Met Costume Gala after party

Chuck Norris better watch his ass...Jack Bauer is the new bad ass in town. Kiefer Sutherland got in a little scrap while attending the Met Costume Gala's after party while trying to stand up for Brooke Shields. Kiefer saw fashion designer Jack McCollough push Brooke over to the floor, so he walked up to Jack and demanded that he apologize. When Jack refused, Kiefer gave him a headbutt straight to the kisser, causing a few cuts and possibly breaking his nose. Here's where the weirdness comes in -- even though other people witnessed it happen, Brooke DENIED that Jack knocked her over and said she didn't know what Kiefer's problem was.

Something's fishy. Maybe Brooke didn't want to make a big fuss so that she could still get a hook-up with fashion designers? Either way, if this story is true, good for Kiefer! I would've dropped the guy, too. Tough guy designer should just go back to making dresses instead of pushing women to the ground. P*ssy.

Kiefer Sutherland gets in a bar fight

Kiefer Sutherland decided it'd be a good idea to throw down in a New York bar the other night. The night started fine apparently, then someone else at the bar mouthed off to him, which started a pushing and shoving match. Kiefer was apparently wasted and could barely stand, actually tripping twice on his way out of the bar.

He shoulda gone Jack Bauer on that dude's ass!!

FOX putting out a "24" movie

All of you 24 fans that are bummed that there won't be any new episodes until January can breathe a little sigh of relief.

On November 23, FOX will be airing a movie called 24: Exile, which will showcase what's been going on between episodes. The plot has Jack Bauer working as a missionary in South Africa.

Should be pretty cool, although the writers' strike really screwed the pooch on new episodes coming out sooner.

Julia Roberts to guest star on 24?

Back in the day, Julia Roberts and her very wide mouth dated 24 star Kiefer Sutherland. Then, like most celeb couples, they broke up. But they are possibly reuniting with talk that Julia may do a guest spot on 24. Kiefer and Julia have remained friends for a while, and she said that she wants to bring an A-list bang to the show.

Which is unlike Sienna Miller, who would just want to bang.

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