Robert Pattinson is NOT dead...and MORE!!

Robert Pattinson is alive. (amygrindhouse)

When I see Madonna's face it gives me hell. (smack)

Katy Perry prayed for bigger boobs. (bedhead)

It looks like Holly Madison is wearing a bunch of trees in a scary movie. No seriously...I swear I saw that scene in Pet Sematary. (ayyyy)

Kourtney Kardashian abortion?! Almost. (POTP)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together? (gabby)

Jon Gosselin's new reality TV show. (bitten)

Hint that Jeff Hardy is leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Robert Pattinson single

Even though there's a ton of rumors going around that Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart, and even though Jennie Garth said (in lesser words) that Robbie's dating either Kristen or Nikki Reed, he's coming out and saying that he's totally 100% single.

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know why. You always think you're going to get more girls after you've made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you're like, 'I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models'. But I don't know why that doesn't happen. It's especially different in LA. Most of the women there are actresses and by default that makes them a little bit nuts – not that that's a bad thing. But I don't really have a type.

I'm calling that one big batch of bullsh*t. He's dating either Kristen or Nikki and he wants to throw everyone off the trail and try to keep the relationship on the down-low. There's no f*cking way R-Pattz can't get a girlfriend when girls pretty much get off just looking at him while watching Twilight.

Robert Pattinson dating co-star

There's been rumors floating around like crazy that Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart, and the rumors just caught a step closer to being legit because of Jennie Garth. Jennie is married to Peter Facinelli, who stars in the Twilight movies as the head of the Cullen family, told the New York Daily News that Robert is dating one of his co-stars.

I can't say whether it's Kristen or Nikki (Reed) because that would be breaking my promise to Peter, but he is dating one of them!

So who do you think R-Pattz is throwing it in? Kristen or Nikki?

Kristen Stewart pregnant

Don't let the title of this post fool you -- Kristen Stewart isn't knocked up, I just want the hits. In all seriousness though, there's rumors going around because of Australian tabloid New Weekly that Kristen Stewart got knocked up by her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson. For the record, I don't believe this sh*t for a second.

On the other hand, if this is true -- that's gonna be one f*cking ugly baby.

Kristen Stewart gets hate mail

You Twilight teeny boppers are f*cking crazy. Kristen Stewart has been getting a ton of hate mail lately from fans that think she's stringing her co-star Robert Pattinson along and is going to hurt him. Rumor has it that he and Kristen have had a nice little romance going on off-screen, but even while that's going on, Kristen is still dating her ugly ass boyfriend Michael Angarano. One of Kristen's friends is saying that she has a crush on Rob, but they're just friends, and that she cares a lot about both guys and doesn't want to hurt either of them.

Since I think Kristen is not really attractive at all, I've decided to make her look like a total dumbass in the pics below for all of you Bella-haters -- enjoy watching her eat it while running down a sidewalk!

Russell Brand is a slut...and MORE!!

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Katy Perry pic -- nakedness and pizza. 'Nuff said. (amygrindhouse)

Olivia Munn Playboy pics! (celezbrity)

Robert Pattinson beaten and arrested in NYC?! (smack)

Russell Brand throws it in 7 chicks. (ayyyy)

Wow. Perez Hilton apologizes. He's still a douchebag. (POTP)

Megan Fox thinks she's ugly. Someone smack her. (gabby)

Rosie O will be all up in your eardrums, yo. (bitten)

Ric Flair's status with WWE. (wrestling)

Angie/Meg Fox feud heats up!...and MORE!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's kids' names. (amygrindhouse)

Tanya Angus is the female version of Andre the Giant. (VBT)

Johnny Depp reaches into his pants to make you rich. (smack)

Looks like Robert Pattinson bathes in lube. (bedhead)

Rosario Dawson vs Marion Cotillard -- who's better in blue tile? (ayyyy)

More proof Kristen Stewart is just a total f*cking klutz. (POTP)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi not making babies. (gabby)

Angelina Jolie is PISSED at Megan Fox. (bitten)

John Morrison basically says Raw sucks. (wrestling)

Robert Pattinson hit by NYC taxi

Robert Pattinson was clipped by a taxi cab yesterday after filming a scene in New York City for his new movie Remember Me. Robert was leaving a bookstore and started getting mobbed by crazy ass fans, so he bolted across the street to try and avoid them. It just so happened that while he was running across, a cab caught a piece of him. He didn't get hurt at all, but the bodyguards tweaked on the fans screaming, "You see what you did? You almost killed him!"

Cyber-high-five to the bodyguards for flipping out on the fans. Seriously, here's a little secret. You stand a better chance of talking to a celeb or getting a response from them if you treat them like a regular person, not f*cking swarming after them like a bunch of hyenas circle their prey. Dummies.

Robert Pattinson's kisses cost $20,000

Wanna kiss Robert Pattinson? Totally doable -- it's only gonna cost you about a year of college tuition. Yup, no lie, friends. Robert Pattinson is auctioning off kisses for $20,000 a piece to help raise money for amfAR's annual Cinema Against AIDS event. The best part about it, he was only auctioning off a kiss on the cheek.

The highest bidder was actually two girls, who I'm sure were about 13 years old and are grounded for spending their parents life savings.

Robert Pattinson got a penis implant?

Believe it or not, Robert Pattinson actually stars and appears in more movies than the Twilight Saga. He's starring in a movie based on a true story called Little Ashes, which -- and the ladies will like this -- call for him to appear in some nude scenes. Robert sat down with our friends at Inside/Movies and talked about the filming of the movie, including how he was nervous about getting nekkid.

I had so many ridiculous answers just come into my head [laughs]. I had a penis implant! I don't know, I just kind of, it's funny because Spanish people are so ... have no problem with nudity at all, I mean at all, and English people obviously do have, like, the most enormous problem with it. It's like little things, like when I saw my father getting changed for swimming I got, like, traumatized by it ... I don't really know what I did, I just kind of freaked out a bit. [Laughs]

Call me crazy, but I don't think admitting to the world that you needed a penis implant (even though it's obvious he's just joking) is a good way to pick up chicks. Although, the way to a woman's heart IS through laughter...

Rihanna working on new tracks...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim said she loves her some tips, but she meant the one's between some hips. (VBT)

Billy Bob Thornton tells Jimmy Kimmel why he was such a bitch in Canada. (amygrindhouse)

Lady Gaga's teacup has a vagina. (smack)

Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears collaborating? The Devil just got an erection. (bedhead)

Kate Moss proves you can get an upskirt shot in a spacesuit. (ayyyy)

Robert Pattinson is throwing it in his co-stars!! (POTP)

Hugh Jackman speaks on apparently being a gay man that's married to a woman. (gabby)

Rihanna is working on new hits. Hopefully one isn't from Chris Brown. Yes, I went there. (bitten)
Taz comments on almost fighting Green Day! (wrestling)

Keira Knightley gets a mudhole stomped in her...and MORE!!!

Woo hoo!! Maxim's Hometown Hotties and old school Playmates here! (videoblogging)

Michael Douglas' "Hey, there's a finger up my bumhole!" look. (smack)

Bow to the Almighty Robert Pattinson. Seriously, do it. Twilight is a religion now. (agent)

Anne Hathaway buys her dresses from the half-off-rack. (ayyyy)

Check out the Bruno trailer here! (POTP)

How does Keira Knightley promote awareness of violence against women? Gets the sh*t kicked out of her in an ad. (gabby)

Snoop Dogg remixing Johnny Cash songs!! (bitten)

Edge heading to RAW?! (wrestling)

Robert Pattinson stinks

I don't mean he's a horrible actor or a sucky person -- I don't really know him and I haven't seen Twilight. BUT...Robert Pattinson stinks. Literally. He's been driving the cast of New Moon crazy but he has mega B.O. and actually said he hates to shower.

How much you wanna bet Dakota Fanning goes Diva on his ass and tweaks on him?

Teeny boppers scare Robert Pattinson

Apparently there's been so many teenage girls crashing the set of the filming for the second movie in the Twilight series, New Moon, that Robert Pattinson has had to hire Mounties (those are Canadian police, friends) to protect him from getting bum-rushed by the crowds of chicks that reek of statutory.

Lucky for Robert, the Mounties ALWAYS get their man. (Old school wrestling fans will get that reference.)

Robert Pattinson dating Megan Fox?

Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox have been seen out A LOT together lately, mainly at the bar of the hotel that Megan is staying at. And odds are if he's at the hotel having drinks with her, there's a good chance he's also going back to the room with her...

That lucky son of a bumblebee.

"Twilight" stars dating?

Rumors have been flying around that Twilight co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been dating after meeting on the set of the flick. Turns out they're not. Kristen shot down the rumors, saying that they're just friends and not lovers. She actually has a boyfriend already, 20-year-old actor Michael Angarano.

I suppose it's just as good of a day for the ladies now as it is for the fellas since MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!! (Sorry, I had to.)

Paris Hilton wants some vampire love...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities is better than Valentine's Day. (celeb news)

You KNEW this was gonna happen...some Asian is suing Miley Cyrus for $4 billion. (smack)

It's pretty safe to say that Joaquin Phoenix is on crack. Or he's Steven Adler's twin. (candy)

Figure skating outfits are in style on the red carpet. (ayyyy)

TONS of info on the Chris Brown/Rihanna Drama. P.S. if I haven't made my point clear enough, Breezy is a bitch. (POTP)

Paris Hilton wants Robert Pattinson to play with her...ahem..."Twilight." (gabby)

Tara Reid is out of rehab. (bitten)

Partial roster for WWE Legends of Wrestlemania video game! (wrestling)

How to get a date with Robert Pattinson

So are you one of those million, ka-jillion chicks (or hell, even fellas) that think Robert Pattinson is dreamy, and you want him to wine and dine you? Just stalk him. No word of a lie, stalk him. While he was filming in Spain once, he was so bored and lonely that he asked a girl out on a date who had literally set up camp outside of his apartment for weeks.

Hey, there's a good chance she put out, so why not?!

More "Twilight" cast info

Nikki Reed, who also stars in Twilight, felt the need to give a nice little ego stroke to fellow star Robert Pattinson, saying that "he's really intelligent and he writes beautifully." Of course, like the humble fella he is, Robert simply replied to the compliment by saying he's "a really bad kisser."

What makes me sick is the amount of ladies who just said to themselves, "I'd like to find out for myself." Ladies, I'm an excellent kisser...let that one marinate in your brains.

"Twilight" hits theaters today

I'm more than sure that all of you Robert Pattinson fans have had this date marked on your calendar for a long time, but just a reminder that the phenomenon that is Twilight is in theaters today!