Celine Dion pregnant

Congratulations goes out to quite possibly the most annoying Canadian on the planet, Celine Dion, and her old-balled husband Rene Angelil, who just announced that Celine is knocked up with the couple's second child, eh? The new babe will join their 8-year-old son Rene-Charles, who was conceived with the help of fertility treatments, the same way that the new baby was.

Hey man, high-five to Rene for not only being able to get his 67-year-old tool up, but for also having enough juice left to sperminate his bride.

Celine Wants More Babies..

She has told the media that her husband and she have a frozen embryo waiting in the fridge.. after trying for 6 years to have her first child.. she only ended up pregnant through vitro fertilization.. so it hasn't been an easy process..

Her husband says he wants 4 or 5 children so maybe they should fill a whole ice cube tray now just in case..

Celine Dion might actually be crazy.

This video is scary. And awesome for a Celine-hater like me.

Unfortunately she's such a wack-job it makes me kind of like her.

In the same way you like clinically insane inmates.


Enjoy! (And please don't mind the blatant visual F bomb in the beginning. I didn't produce this video. Although I wish I had.)