Dirty Thoughts with Bronx Mowgli Wentz

"I'm embarrassed to be seen with you, Daddy. You look like a f*cktard in those sunglasses."

Ashlee Simpson pregnant again?!?!...and MORE!!!

Even celebs get acne! (VBT)

Anna Faris looks HOT in Nylon magazine. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem rocks Jimmy Kimmel! (smack)

Trent Reznor is p*ssy-whipped. (bedhead)

Christian Bale talks smack to a Machine. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz knocks up Ashlee again?! (POTP)

Green Day almost quit music back in the day! (gabby)

Helen Phillips Got Milk? ad campaign! (bitten)

Ric Flair returns at Judgment Day last night and will be on RAW tonight! (wrestling)

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz race to 300,000 followers

Pete Wentz and his wifey Ashlee Simpson have been racing to 300,000 followers on Twitter. They've come up with a friendly little wager, whoever the winner is gets to take a picture of the loser in a bikini (or a speedo, in Pete's case.) Right now, Pete is up by a few thousand followers.

Now I'm cool with Pete and think he's hilarious and chill, but please, for the love of all that is sane, push Ashlee to 300,000 NOW!! I'd much rather see Ashlee in a bikini than Pete in a speedo (no disrespect, Pete.)

The King of Pop is BACK...and MORE!!!!

Hey, when I was with your mom last night, she wanted me to remind you to take your poll this morning. (celeb news)

What the f*ck?! Chris Brown and Rihanna got married?! (smack)

Ashlee and Pete's son from the Jungle Book! (candy)

Keira Knightley and her brother look creepy. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady hits up Entourage. (POTP)

And the whole world has to answer right now just tell you once again -- WHO'S BACK?! (gabby)

Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order: SVU admitted to hospital again. (bitten)

Ric Flair wrestling at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Kelly Osbourne's been sniffing the cotton candy again...and MORE!!!

Emma Watson shows her fans the love! (celeb news)

Diane Sawyer hits the sauce before GMA? (smack)

Pete Wentz rocks some Uggs, and therefore will get punched in the face by yours truly. (candy)

Rihanna's got some talent...times 2! (ayyyy)

K-Fed's gonna 2-step. (POTP)

Apparently, Sarah Jessica Parker likes to be cheated on. (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne hits up rehab. Again. (bitten)

Who's next to join The Legacy?! (wrestling)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson appearing on CSI:NY

Just a day after Billy Petersen made his final appearance on the original CSI:Crime Scene Investigation, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson signed on to appear on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. They'll be playing a Bonnie and Clyde-like couple, with Pete playing as a fella named Chester Bryon and Ashlee playing Lia Wickfield.

Call me crazy, but I kinda like when bigger celebs appear on TV shows. Obviously it helps get them exposure since the CSI franchise is so popular, but to me, it also kinda shows that they're not "too big" for just plain old TV. I'll be pumped to see the episode.

I Wanna See Bronx!

Ashlee and Pete have an upcoming photospread with PEOPLE coming out but no sighting of Bronx :( These two really seem all about each other..especially after hearing the racy interview Pete gave to Letterman about um all their intimate moments.. haha Ashlee looks awesome for just giving birth!

$20 says Miley Cyrus will get naked in her new car...and MORE!!!

Jerry Springer's Final Thought -- he's worthless. (smack)

Nobody wants to print pics of Ashlee and Pete's offspring. (candy)

Mickey Rourke just looks creepy. (ayyyy)

Hey Britney fans! The pop princess has a special message for you! (POTP)

Happy belated 16th birthday, Miley. Here's a Porsche. (gabby)

Sam Jackson ain't havin' no mother f**kin AA in his mother f**kin city. (bitten)

Snitsky and his gross ass teeth released!! (wrestling)

The reason behind Bronx Mowgli Wentz's name

Pete Wentz chatted with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about being a father and all that jazz, and then the topic of the baby's name came up. Pete told Ryan that not a lot of people get what the name means and that people don't really know the story of why or how it came about. He said that he and Ashlee really bonded over the Jungle Book movie, and had tossed the name back and forth for a while.

I have my own theory. Mowgli definitely came from the Jungle Book, which is reason enough to shoot them. But I bet the gave the baby the first name Bronx because that's where Pete knocked Ashlee up...in the Bronx. I'm a bonafide genius -- bow down.

FINALLY! Ashlee is a Mom

She gave birth to a healthy baby boy, which she named Bronx Mowgli Wentz .. which is an entirely different story in itself but.. I can't wait to see a pic!! I'm glad Mom and child are A-OK though :) Isn't Mowgli the little kid from Jungle Book? haha I guess I can appreciate that.. I always wanted to name my daughter Ariel haha But seriously, Bronx?? Brooklyn is cool but Bronx????? I was expecting something cute like Ryder or Riff haha

Ashlee NOT in Labor

But she should be.. I swear, she's been pregnant for like 11 months now.. haha Saturday, reports surfaced that she was in labor and Pete Wentz had cancelled his appearance on Larry King Live.. but her rep denies that she has given birth so I guess it was a false alarm.. I'm very curious as to what they'll name the baby.. I feel like Ashlee and Pete are cool enough to think of a different name but nothing too weird.. haha

Ashlee Simpson is about to burst

Pete Wentz was On Air with Ryan Seacrest yesterday and spilled the beans on how his wifey Ashlee is doing with the whole pregnancy deal.

I'm permanently on-call right now. She is at the very end, and it could happen at any point now. [She's] excited, she's anxious...I think she wants it to be over. She just wants to not be pregnant any more. She wants to have it because it's, like, a struggle to go up and down the stairs...going out in public's insane. She's hot all the time. She's like 'I wish I was in Canada right now.' Our room temperature is set to, like, 34 degrees. It's insane!"ecause it's, like, a struggle to go up and down the stairs...going out in public's insane.

I'm insanely glad I'm a man, and respect and love the hell out of the girl who will be my wife.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck might get slapped by Mrs. Obama...and MORE!!!

Pete Wentz used to love playing Roulette. The Russian kind. (smack)

Anne Hathaway should never be on a magazine cover again. (candy)

Katy Perry is hot, but she dresses like a blind person. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson looks pregnant, further proving that Tony Romo wants to be Tom Brady. (POTP)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks smack about Michelle Obama. What a bitch. (gabby)

Mama Knowles loves Beyonce. Solange? Not so much. (bitten)

Ric Flair beaten up by his daughter's boyfriend! (wrestling)

Pete Wentz is 90% sure he'll have a son

Pete Wentz was interviewed for the October issue of Playboy and chatted a bit about Ashlee and the pregnancy.

We know with 90% accuracy that its a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving. We dont have any names yet, but my friend Andrew said, 'Your kid has to have a name that would fit either a rock star or a senator.

Can you imagine the offspring of Pete and Ashlee as President someday? The USA will be the most punk rock, badass country in the world!

Miley wants to babysit for Ashlee and Pete

Miley Cyrus was at a taping of F'N MTV (a show that Pete Wentz hosts) and ended up meeting his wifey Ashlee. Apparently she was so pumped that when she was talking to Pete on the show, she told him that she worships Ashlee and she wants to babysit.

Yeah, I'm sure they're jumping at the chance to have Miley babysit their baby. So that someone can hack her phone again and get pictures of a naked Wentz baby all over the web.

TODAY IS A GREAT DAYYYYY

Sorry I had to post this.... I love her.... JESSICA SIMPSON TURNS 28 TODAY!!! (Cute birthday pic courtesy of my favorite Jess fan site - sweetkisses.net!)

Even though today is the big day, Jess has been celebrating all week long with sis, Ash, Pete Wentz and her man, Tony Romo. Tony was even sweet enough to serenade Jess... not with the birthday song but with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" haha I wish I heard that...

Ashlee Simpson Update

It's been rumored that Miss Simpson Wentz is expecting a boy this fall. Petit Tresor, a baby boutique in LA, says that the couple was in their store shopping for alot of blue items. Though, knowing these two, that means absolutely nothing. I could see them raising a daughter in a blue nursery or see them playing a prank on the world to throw everybody off ;) But a little boy would be cute!

Pete Wentz likes guys?

Well, he used to at least. Pete Wentz told Out magazine that he did a lot of experimenting when he was younger. He was 16 or 17 when he first kissed a guy on a dare, then kept "experimenting" until he was 19. He said his last man-smooch was when he was 22, 7 years ago. Then he admitted he has a man-crush on John Mayer.

Ashlee, I've never needed to experiment with a guy before, and have never kissed one. So if you'd like to drop the zero and get with the hero, you know where to find me.

Hayden Panettiere cuts her hair SHORT! (and more earthshaking news!)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson go on a "smoking" date together!!! (POTP)

Nicole Richie is the #1 MILF in my book... look! (smack)

The Sun (the astrological one, not the magazine one) finally shows Ashlee's baby bump. Look! (candy)

Who said this: "She gave me nipple covers. You don't want your little peas sticking out, do you?" And who was she talking about? (gabby)

Heidi Klum is a baby factory! (bitten)

What celeb mom said this: I’m working on trying to get him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it’s hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. It’s started - the interest in boobies. (???) (ayyyy)

Finally... Hayden Panettiere is not as hot anymore! I'm so sick of typing her confusing-ass last name anyway!!! LOTS o' pics! (fatback)

Backstage reaction to Vince McMahon's stupid million dollar RAW giveaway segments. (wrestling)

Why Dan Mirade hates Hulk Hogan! (mirade)

Pete Wentz advertising on his body?!

Keep it in your pants, girls. It's only a paper plate on his face. And it's priceless.

Hmm...maybe I should advertise dirtydirtdirt.com like that...