Omarosa religious

I hope I don't get struck with a bolt of lightning for saying this, but Omarosa is going to a total extreme to try and breathe new life into her 15 minutes of fame. Nope...not a reality show, no spread in a bikini...she's looking to God. Yup...sh*t you not -- Omarosa is becoming a minister. She's going to be studying for 2 years at the United Theological Seminary in Dayton, Ohio.

I hope she melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when she blesses herself with Holy Water. (If I wasn't going to Hell before, I definitely am now.)

Paris Hilton loves purity rings...and MORE!!

Wendy Williams speaks out on why she didn't beat the crap out of Omarosa. (smack)

David Beckham is hot that even guys check out his junk in the bathroom! (candy)

Worst dressed at the VMA's! (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton sticks up for the JoBros without calling the rest of us sluts! (POTP)

Joel Madden loves him some cottage cheese thighs! (gabby)

Victoria Beckham looks like a boy. Ew. (bitten)

Ric Flair's daughter arrested! (wrestling)

Omarosa is a bigger biatch than we thought

Reality TV biatch Omarosa was a guest on the Wendy Williams Show the other day and was insanely rude to her. To be a guest on a show and treat the host like this...you gotta be outta your mind. Check it out. It's a 6 1/2 min clip, and it drags after the commercial break for like a min or so, but then it heats back up.

Omarosa signs book deal

Reality TV star (and I use that term VERY loosely) Omarosa has signed a deal with Phoenix Books to write a book. The name? The Bitch Switch: Knowing How To Turn it On and Off.

Someone run her over with a car. Or a mack truck.