Criss Angel talks Holly Madison

Check out what magician Criss Angel had to say about his ex-girlfriend Holly Madison. He talks about some magic mumbo-jumbo first, so hang in there...you'll eventually get to it. And maybe learn a new magic trick along the way that will finally help you get laid.

Criss Angel dead

Hey, I'm not starting any rumors...Criss Angel said it himself. He's dead and the person in the video you can watch below is just his spirit. He was kidding, obviously, and responding to rumors that he kicked the bucket during his upcoming season of Mindfreak, where he's going to try to defy death in a ton of different stunts. Check out the interview below.

Criss Angel makes Jeff Beacher's cat disappear

This is straight up a total bitch fight, and I find it completely hilarious. Criss Angel is being accused of swiping comedian/magician/impersonator Jeff Beacher's cat and leaving some bizarre messages about it. Jeff's lawyer sent Criss a letter, which Criss apparently still hasn't responded to.

After both of Mr. Beacher's parents passed away due to cancer [two years ago], his family's cat ("Hamlet") was bequeathed to him by will. At the time, Mr. Beacher was residing at the Hard Rock Hotel [in Las Vegas]. Accordingly, he allowed his friend Jennifer Madden to temporarily care for the cat until he moved out of the hotel. Soon thereafter, while still grieving over the recent loss of his father, my client received a phone call from you stating, 'I took your cat. He lives with me now' . . . This action was against the will of Ms. Madden and Mr. Beacher. I also understand that you made further bizarre allegations, including, 'The cat no longer likes you' and 'The cat and I have become close friends.' You and Mr. Beacher have repeatedly argued about the theft of his cat and your continued unwillingness to return it. Perhaps you are not aware of the legal consequences . . . The deprivation of my client's pet for an extended period of time is a clear violation of his rights . . .

Seriously? All of this hoopla over a f*cking cat? I really hope Criss just mails them back this scene from Boondock Saints (heads up...vulgar language, so NSFW)

Criss Angel and Holly Madison split up

After 4 months of a loving relationship (AKA hot wild sex), Criss Angel and Holly Madison have called it quits. And according to a source, it sounds like it was a little more of his doing than hers.

She was very much in love with him and they're still very close friends. It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.

Bet the Hef is smiling in bed right now...with one of his Playmates on top of him.

Holly Madison is already off the market!

Just call it Holly Madison finding herself an Angel. Or maybe an Angel finding a Bunny. Either way, Holly Madison has already found herself another boytoy -- Criss Angel.

Even though Holly split with Hugh Hefner weeks ago, she's apparently been dating Criss for a few months now, and sources say they're perfect for each other. Criss is absolutely crazy about her, too, calling her the most beautiful person, and the most special person, when she tagged along with him to the premiere of Criss Angel Believe.

Criss said that Holly makes him look good. Dude, she made a 70-year-old man look good before you, so don't take that one too far.

The Donald gets pissed at Criss!

Leave it to Criss Angel to piss off a man that Omarosa could not really upset all that much: Donald Trump. Apparently Angel, who is the boyfriend of Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (I'm leaving that joke alone), threw a temper tantrum after his Veronica wasn't crowned Miss USA. As soon as she got eliminated, he flipped off a camera and later went off on a reporter, telling him if he ever wrote another word about Criss, he'd need an eyepatch over his other eye. Tough guy threatening a half-blind man.

This is where it gets good. After hearing about this, Donald Trump (who sponsors the pageant and owns Miss Universe), said that he was disturbed and they'd have to take a look at Angel's actions.

Donald Trump is so badass!!

Criss Angel's beard named "Magician of the Year!"

Criss Angel received the award for "Magician of the Year" last night from Harry Potter and the International Magicians Society.

But if he's such a good magician, how come he can't make $1.25 appear to go buy himself a disposable razor?

I bet he smells like the liquid at the bottom of an old trash bag of empty beer cans.

Congrats on the beard, Criss!